In our office we are doing Secret Santa, I?m trying to get into the Christmas spirit so I am participating.

 

My question is what do you buy a 50+ year old man, who doesn't like football and sport in general and is widely considered in the office to be a miserable old git ???

 

Baring in mind that last year that last year I bought another colleague a bottle of whiskey only to find out he was a recovering alcoholic, didn't particularly go down very well.

 

Budget is supposed to be no more than ?15, any suggestions are welcome.....

In our office we are doing Secret Santa, I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit so I am participating.

 

My question is what do you buy a 50+ year old man, who doesn't like football and sport in general and is widely considered in the office to be a miserable old git ???

 

Baring in mind that last year that last year I bought another colleague a bottle of whiskey only to find out he was a recovering alcoholic, didn't particularly go down very well.

 

Budget is supposed to be no more than ?15, any suggestions are welcome.....

 

A working class hero T shirt & matching Mug

HTH

 

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Thats the route I was thinking about as well, may as well continue my streak of insulting every member of staff....

Seriously: buy him a shit cardigan.

anal beads

Gimp mask

Ladies tights

Seriously: buy him a shit cardigan.

 

I mean a cardigan made from human shit.

Duct tape and claw hammer

euthanasia kit

 

get me one too

An eastern european wedding suit

 

 

 

 

My season ticket

It's a ?15 budget. You'd have to stick a tenner in with it.

Some grey marl joggers

I mean a cardigan made from human shit.

 

 

Buying enough food to produce the shit to cover a cardigan: ?15

 

The reaction as he opens the the box and holds up the shit covered cardigan: Priceless

 

Latham8wfc then getting sacked from job: No home, no girlfriend, no future.....

 

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Play it safe with some Brut or hi karate

Slippers and a dildo, if he dont like the slippers he can go and fuck himself

Thought the idea was that he wouldn't know who the secret santa was; otherwise call it very-well-known-in-the-office Santa.

tell him santa doesnt exist, so he gets fuck all.

i would seriously consider buying one of these, in fact - im gonna buy some myself!

 

http://www.bkrw.com/blog-post/2691.html

i would seriously consider buying one of these, in fact - im gonna buy some myself!

 

http://www.bkrw.com/blog-post/2691.html

 

Making rape entertaining?

yeah im sure your victims would see the funny side!

Get him some 70's porn DVD's, but be sure to wrap 'em in a brown paper, just like that idiot shop keeper did with me some years ago.

 

Apparently, it makes things invisible.

Get him these pyjamas:

 

 

and say you thought it said Secret Satan

i would seriously consider buying one of these, in fact - im gonna buy some myself!

 

http://www.bkrw.com/blog-post/2691.html

 

Mate of mine was f?cking leathered one night. Suggests to his missus shagging her while he wears a balaclava.

 

Unsurprisingly she wasnt keen.