In our office we are doing Secret Santa, I?m trying to get into the Christmas spirit so I am participating.

 

My question is what do you buy a 50+ year old man, who doesn't like football and sport in general and is widely considered in the office to be a miserable old git ???

 

Baring in mind that last year that last year I bought another colleague a bottle of whiskey only to find out he was a recovering alcoholic, didn't particularly go down very well.

 

Budget is supposed to be no more than ?15, any suggestions are welcome.....

I'm quite liking the knitted gimp mask and the satan outfit, but something that I am wondering is how did you find them?

 

Or is it just my limited use of Google being concentrated mainly on porn that I need to expand upon....

 

Get him these pyjamas:

 

 

and say you thought it said Secret Satan

 

 

I'm going to do that for the secret santa(/Satan) at our work... Except our limit is a fiver.

Punch him in his fucking miserable wrinkly old face.

A ticket for the Lincoln Game

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/henry-desk...+Desktop+Hoover

 

 

 

get him a mini henry the hoover hint that he is a messy bastard.

plus the smiley face might brighten his day

Edited December 10, 200916 yr by Werder barmen

When you recieve a shit present from someone,

 

is it ok to wrap it back up and give it to someone else?

Yes, or give it back to the same person next year.

Edited December 10, 200916 yr by Traf

Because this is the last Christmas at my current employers I've actually stood up for myself this year and said, I hate Secret Santa, I've always hated Secret Santa, so I'm not going to do it, so there!

That'll learn em!

You should have bought a load of shitty Diadora gear from Cashley's place and give that out.

You should have bought a load of shitty Diadora gear from Cashley's place and give that out.

 

 

 

Good idea! I could dash in with a big bag shouting: The Dunlop Golf Brolley's are on me!!!!

Because this is the last Christmas at my current employers I've actually stood up for myself this year and said, I hate Secret Santa, I've always hated Secret Santa, so I'm not going to do it, so there!

That'll learn em!

 

 

you need to set your stall out straight away. if someone at work gives me a xmas card, i say 'don't be expecting one back'

 

I don't get many these days

you need to set your stall out straight away. if someone at work gives me a xmas card, i say 'don't be expecting one back'

 

I don't get many these days

 

I say "you shouldn't have - no really... you shouldn't have"

 

I'm now down to one stubborn bitch, who sees it as a joke. I just rip the fucker up.

 

I hate cards, especially at Christmas.

When you recieve a shit present from someone,

 

is it ok to wrap it back up and give it to someone else?

 

 

My wife once got a plastic jewellery box from her sister. I would be surprised if it cost her more than a quid, it really was that tacky!

 

Wife re-wrapped it and sent it back to her for her birthday. She hasn't spoke to either of us since!

 

RESULT!

Get him some just for men

I tend to just buy stupid DVDs. I bought a daft action one with Hulk Hogan in it for some 50 year old woman a few years back and it disturbed her!

 

I heard her saying "What kind of person does he think I am?"

 

Get a grip love!

Can you get vouchers for those chavvy ?1 shops?

 

or vouchers for charity shops?

 

I am genuinely interested as i want to send some to some tight bast?rd relatives

Edited December 11, 200916 yr by Big_Girl_Oral_Explosion

The chap I have in the secret santa wants

 

 

Suprise porn

 

Old or new

 

 

Where can I get "Goat fiddling" mags from?

 

Any other suggestions welcomed (under a fiver)

 

I've told 'em that I can't think there is anything I would want for under a fiver

The chap I have in the secret santa wants

 

 

Suprise porn

 

Old or new

 

 

Where can I get "Goat fiddling" mags from?

 

Any other suggestions welcomed (under a fiver)

 

I've told 'em that I can't think there is anything I would want for under a fiver

 

?5 worth of Pic n Mix!

?5 worth of Pic n Mix!

YES PUHLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The chap I have in the secret santa wants

 

 

Suprise porn

 

Old or new

 

 

Where can I get "Goat fiddling" mags from?

 

Any other suggestions welcomed (under a fiver)

 

I've told 'em that I can't think there is anything I would want for under a fiver

 

 

Is 'suprise porn' rape? but with a modern twist.

At my place of work we are doing the 'credit crunch' ?1 secret santa. We have to chose the naffest or funniest thing from the pound shop.

you need to set your stall out straight away. if someone at work gives me a xmas card, i say 'don't be expecting one back'

 

I don't get many these days

 

haha - im exactly the same!

 

another time a couple of us were off out to a meeting, i was driving and one bloke found a pile of crimbo cards incl his stuffed in my car door pocket! hes not sent one since neither!

 

 

thats another argument, CHRISTMAS CARDS = POINTLESS!!!

 

send them to distant friends and reletives your not going to see over the festive period, but she send em to every c unt we know! and mums and dads get special mums and dads ones???

haha - im exactly the same!

 

another time a couple of us were off out to a meeting, i was driving and one bloke found a pile of crimbo cards incl his stuffed in my car door pocket! hes not sent one since neither!

 

 

thats another argument, CHRISTMAS CARDS = POINTLESS!!!

 

send them to distant friends and reletives your not going to see over the festive period, but she send em to every c unt we know! and mums and dads get special mums and dads ones???

Christmas Card giving is acceptable

 

From girl to girl

I hate sending Christmas cards. Last year, I decided to keep a box in my drawer at work and write one out every time I received one!! Quite shameful really.

 

I used to spend hours writing out to all my friends and family, then never delivering half of them.

 

Also, it's not very Green is it?

The missus hand makes cards for immediate family and close friends.

 

and buys a bulk load of cards for 10p in the january sales for next christmas for other people.

 

i sign the ones i need to sign whilst watching telly, by the end of it my normally uninteligable signature is just a squggle