This morning the nipper had a dump in the understair's loo.
She flushed it and the pipe from the macerator that takes the waste under the floorboards to the waste pipe outside blew off. The macerator is in a little cupboard on its own with our shoes and bags. Of course this cupboard and it's contents were splattered with shit. Seems the pipe under the floor and frozen solid.
Bad enough you might think but as I was cleaning up I was leaning over the macerator and lifted it slightly to clean the shit under it. Of course this altered the water level , so the pump kicked in. Sod's law dictates that I hadn't reconnected the pipe and I got a face full. Now this thing can pump shit to a height of 10 metres so it nearly took my fecking head off. Shit and shredded bog paper fecking everywhere, gob included, so if I don't post next week I've got cholera.
This morning the nipper had a dump in the understair's loo.
She flushed it and the pipe from the macerator that takes the waste under the floorboards to the waste pipe outside blew off. The macerator is in a little cupboard on its own with our shoes and bags. Of course this cupboard and it's contents were splattered with shit. Seems the pipe under the floor and frozen solid.
Bad enough you might think but as I was cleaning up I was leaning over the macerator and lifted it slightly to clean the shit under it. Of course this altered the water level , so the pump kicked in. Sod's law dictates that I hadn't reconnected the pipe and I got a face full. Now this thing can pump shit to a height of 10 metres so it nearly took my fecking head off. Shit and shredded bog paper fecking everywhere, gob included, so if I don't post next week I've got cholera.
So people, lag your shit pipes.