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I'd have a go at her

There was a good upskirt shot of her which would have been much better had Jo Brand not been spoiling the rest of the view.

 

I'd rather shag Jake Shears than that fucking ugly sow.

 

Admittedly I would have had to have gone short for a very long time and be severely under the influence but still, she is far too fucking ugly for television and should come with some kind of prior warning like they do with violence and bad language.

we were talkin about this the other day and people were suprised when i said she looks like a horse and i was not a fan , same with her sister although she is slightly better, what really annoys me about danni minoque is the fact that she is a judge of other people singing. Fuckin hell.

Yeah but she has great tits

Jizz tits

Theres not much I wouldnt do for a night with Kylie

A tasty lass... A lot better looking than her sister Danni...

If you wouldn't ruin Kylie you are queer

 

FACT

there isnt anything whatsoever I wouldn't do for a night with Danni

there isnt anything whatsoever I wouldn't do for a night with Danni

 

Would you rim Johnny Vegas for it?

Would you rim Johnny Vegas for it?

 

absolutely

Thats dedication. 10 out of 10.

 

 

Thats dedication. 10 out of 10.

 

Can you set it up for me?

I would crawl a million miles over broken glass just to wank in her shadow!

I would crawl a million miles over broken glass just to wank in her shadow!

 

Exaggeration at its finest

You do know that the locals down here piss themselves laughing at you lots obsessions with the warbling Minogue twats; Home and Away; Neighbours and summat called Fosters Lager which no fcuker drinks here don't you?

 

Utter cack - all of it made purely for export to any fcuker who would fall for the scam.

great kisser, great shag....but she snores like fuck

great kisser, great shag....but she snores like fuck

 

 

Ste, you were p1ssed. That was Albert Minogue.

You do know that the locals down here piss themselves laughing at you lots obsessions with the warbling Minogue twats; Home and Away; Neighbours and summat called Fosters Lager which no fcuker drinks here don't you?

 

Utter cack - all of it made purely for export to any fcuker who would fall for the scam.

So you wouldn't then...?

 

oh my fucking word

So you wouldn't then...?

 

 

How the fuck can blokes be queer, my God she is all woman

Diddles, have a good look

And it tastes of honey...

 

 

Damaged Goods.

How the fuck can blokes be queer, my God she is all woman

Diddles, have a good look

 

 

Dont bother with the picture, watch the video!