1. I am a big fat fucker. I had to be fucking wedged into some of them rides. Time for a diet.

 

2. Americans are allllll big fat fuckers. I went to Florida a bit back and on their rides I had room to wiggle my arse.

 

Bazza, 10 stone wet through by this time next year!!!!

1. I am a big fat fucker. I had to be fucking wedged into some of them rides. Time for a diet.

 

2. Americans are allllll big fat fuckers. I went to Florida a bit back and on their rides I had room to wiggle my arse.

 

Bazza, 10 stone wet through by this time next year!!!!

 

is there a pub/bar on alton towers?

is there a pub/bar on alton towers?

 

 

Yes.....

did you get the ?5 all you can fit in a bucket pic n mix from the gift shop?

Is that 13 ride any good? Is there a couch you can hide behind if it all gets too much?

Is that 13 ride any good? Is there a couch you can hide behind if it all gets too much?

 

It's shit. Basically there's a drop in there that you're not expecting, which is the only decent part of the ride.

 

It would be ludricously wank if you knew that already. Ah.

It's shit. Basically there's a drop in there that you're not expecting, which is the only decent part of the ride.

 

It would be ludricously wank if you knew that already. Ah.

 

 

What he said.

It's shit. Basically there's a drop in there that you're not expecting, which is the only decent part of the ride.

 

It would be ludricously wank if you knew that already. Ah.

 

 

well thats that ruined.

well thats that ruined.

 

I have to agree. With such a descriptive piece of writing I'm almost feeling sick, dizzy and generally nausaeous. The way he describes the unknown dip in the track. The way each word drips purposely from his pen. Take a look again; "It's shit. Basically there's a drop in there that you're not expecting, which is the only decent part of the ride."Oh the sheer poetry of those words.

Move over William Shakespeare, the kids at schools throughout England have a new man to study.

It's shit. Basically there's a drop in there that you're not expecting, which is the only decent part of the ride.

 

It would be ludricously wank if you knew that already. Ah.

 

That is a cracking bit of journalism,and very true. Once you've been on it once,you wont go on it again. And not cause you've sh*t your pants,but because its gash!

It's shit. Basically there's a drop in there that you're not expecting, which is the only decent part of the ride.

 

It would be ludricously wank if you knew that already. Ah.

 

Bruce Willis is dead in the Sixth Sense

I have to agree. With such a descriptive piece of writing I'm almost feeling sick, dizzy and generally nausaeous. The way he describes the unknown dip in the track. The way each word drips purposely from his pen. Take a look again; "It's shit. Basically there's a drop in there that you're not expecting, which is the only decent part of the ride."Oh the sheer poetry of those words.

Move over William Shakespeare, the kids at schools throughout England have a new man to study.

 

 

Brilliant !!

Bruce Willis is dead in the Sixth Sense

Not too clever in the latest Die Hard movie either.

Not too clever in the latest Die Hard movie either.

 

And he got nuked on an asteroid.

And he got nuked on an asteroid.

 

 

Was he moonlighting?

The ship sinks at the end of titanic

The ship sinks at the end of titanic

 

If only that fucking film ended at that point instead of carrying out for a few more hours! Most pointless 3 hours of my life!

Kevin Spacey is Keyser S?ze in the Usual Suspects

kirk douglas is spartacus

 

so im told anyway

Edited October 19, 201015 yr by HomerJay