Had to pay a cheque in today so had to nip to Eccles.

 

There's a pound shop near the bus station.

 

A few doors down, an 89p shop has opened.

 

The pound shop now has a 'first birthday sale' where everything is now reduced to 85p.

 

What the f?ck do these places sell?

 

Anybody ever been in?

Is he a mate of John Lewis?

No Thomas Cook I believe is his mate

Edited January 5, 201115 yr by Salford Trotter

Me and my dog have just had a huge B&M session, we used some lube, to make the latex a kwix-Fit, after that my dog said "what we doing NEXT" I said "how about we practise our Morrisons dancing routine" you really do need a PetSmart enough to do this like.

 

ASDA the routine I thought it would be fun to go for a ride on the bike, which I park next to my dads Carrs, it was very cold outside, felt lie we lived in Iceland, so I put on my scarf, my gloves, my winter Boots and fastened every Burton on my coat, My dog said I had a NewLook with all these new clothes on, "right dog" I said "where shall we go then" my dog said he'd like to go to the lake.

 

"WaterPlace it is for a picnic, great idea" I said, "we'll pick up some Strawberrys, Sainsberry's and Apple's on the way, they will go well with our sandwiches that Mr.Thomas Cook made for us, such a TopMan!".

 

We had been driving not so long, when we came up to some LittleWoods, a sign said take a left for the Safeway around the woods, or take the route through the woods, we had no IKEA what was inside those woods, so we didn't take a risk and went around, I'm sure if there was a Nationwide poll, people would take the safe option.

 

Anyway we eventually reached the lake, it was such a SONY day, not a single cloud in the SKY, my dog went for a swim whilst I went to a nearby shop to get myself a nice refreshng Lunn Poly.

 

We then sat down together, My dog's a big fan of Curry's, so she tucked into the Tikka sandwiches that Mr.Cook made whilst I finished my Lunn Poly. A few minutes later my dog said "Argos to go to the toilet" and shot off like she was on some kind of SuperDrug" or summat, " fuck me that smells" I said.

 

Dog wasn't happy with me for calling her a stinky dog, so guess what she did!?!? she got my mobile and Vodaphone in the lake WTF!!!?!? i-cried.

 

I seeked revenge, I looked around, by the side of the lake were loads of Thorne,tons of them ,Muahahha I whispered with an evil look on MySpace, my dog knew she was in for it and ran away.

 

I searched high and low into the night, where was my dog, suddenly as I climbed Dorothy Perkins hill I saw her with another dog, both romantically looking into the SKY, looking at the stars, the Comets and the Moonpig.

 

"Time for Homebase dog" I said, I gave her a hug and said to her new love, you'll be friendsreunited soon enough and off we went back home.

 

The End.

You've either c&p'd this from elsewhere or you've way too much time on your hands.

 

I fear it's the latter.

You've either c&p'd this from elsewhere or you've way too much time on your hands.

 

I fear it's the latter.

 

 

I made that up just then, cracker ain't it

way to go ruin it! You couldve acted a bit Nisa and given others a chance.

Me and my dog have just had a huge B&M session, we used some lube, to make the latex a kwix-Fit, after that my dog said "what we doing NEXT" I said "how about we practise our Morrisons dancing routine" you really do need a PetSmart enough to do this like.

 

ASDA the routine I thought it would be fun to go for a ride on the bike, which I park next to my dads Carrs, it was very cold outside, felt lie we lived in Iceland, so I put on my scarf, my gloves, my winter Boots and fastened every Burton on my coat, My dog said I had a NewLook with all these new clothes on, "right dog" I said "where shall we go then" my dog said he'd like to go to the lake.

 

"WaterPlace it is for a picnic, great idea" I said, "we'll pick up some Strawberrys, Sainsberry's and Apple's on the way, they will go well with our sandwiches that Mr.Thomas Cook made for us, such a TopMan!".

 

We had been driving not so long, when we came up to some LittleWoods, a sign said take a left for the Safeway around the woods, or take the route through the woods, we had no IKEA what was inside those woods, so we didn't take a risk and went around, I'm sure if there was a Nationwide poll, people would take the safe option.

 

Anyway we eventually reached the lake, it was such a SONY day, not a single cloud in the SKY, my dog went for a swim whilst I went to a nearby shop to get myself a nice refreshng Lunn Poly.

 

We then sat down together, My dog's a big fan of Curry's, so she tucked into the Tikka sandwiches that Mr.Cook made whilst I finished my Lunn Poly. A few minutes later my dog said "Argos to go to the toilet" and shot off like she was on some kind of SuperDrug" or summat, " fuck me that smells" I said.

 

Dog wasn't happy with me for calling her a stinky dog, so guess what she did!?!? she got my mobile and Vodaphone in the lake WTF!!!?!? i-cried.

 

I seeked revenge, I looked around, by the side of the lake were loads of Thorne,tons of them ,Muahahha I whispered with an evil look on MySpace, my dog knew she was in for it and ran away.

 

I searched high and low into the night, where was my dog, suddenly as I climbed Dorothy Perkins hill I saw her with another dog, both romantically looking into the SKY, looking at the stars, the Comets and the Moonpig.

 

"Time for Homebase dog" I said, I gave her a hug and said to her new love, you'll be friendsreunited soon enough and off we went back home.

 

The End.

 

No comment your honour.

No comment your honour.

 

You've changed my mind, R.

said "

 

 

 

Anyway we eventually reached the lake, it was such a SONY day, not a single cloud in the SKY, my dog went for a swim whilst I went to a nearby shop to get myself a nice refreshng Lunn Poly.

 

 

which f?ckin shop??? its a thread about shops, mention the shops name