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Taking Your Bird To The Match

then mauling her all the way through

 

yay or nay

 

 

put her down, you don't know where she's been

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new bird on first date maybe. just maybe.

 

any other time, she has no right being there

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not yet undies

Took the former Mrs Undies to Jimmy Phillips testy against Celtic, never again. She kept telling me to sit down and stop throwing the wanker signes because that bloke in the green top was looking at me rather menacingly.

not yet undies

 

 

Under discussion.

then mauling her all the way through

 

yay or nay

 

 

put her down, you don't know where she's been

name and shame :good:

We had an odd looking young scutty couple next to us on Saturday. I wouldn't have been surprised if there had been finger pie at half time.

 

 

If wimmin aren't into football I see no reason why they'd go, in the same way as I'd not expect a bloke to ask to go to Zumba with her.

You should never ever take a bird to football, in fact I would run a mile from a Bird who wanted to come to the match with me.

Met mine at the game,she was pulling pints while she was at University,never paid for a drink for 4 seasons :thumbsup:

 

Still with her now after 14 years

 

 

 

 

Met mine at the game,she was pulling pints while she was at University,never paid for a drink for 4 seasons :thumbsup:

 

Still with her now after 14 years

 

And you're a very lucky man.

And you're a very lucky man.

 

 

I know free ale for 4 seasons :thumbsup:

This has to be aimed at Frandsen

 

I was going to say hello, but you didn't put her down the whole time.

 

(you know my mate Nayan)

new bird on first date maybe. just maybe.

 

any other time, she has no right being there

 

You'd have to be an evil fucker to take a bird watching Bolton on a first date. Won't be getting stinky fingers after it, that's for sure

Show us the pictures undies. (Again)

Nice arse from what I recall.

I took my ex to Germany 2006 and banned her from future games when I got back for being rude to Pablo on the train. The same girl got banned after Portsmouth away after wanting to go back to the hotel at 8pm just as the pubs started rocking. Never ever again

Met mine at the game,she was pulling pints while she was at University,never paid for a drink for 4 seasons :thumbsup:

 

Still with her now after 14 years

pulling pints she was bastard 14 when you met her :pardon:

We had an odd looking young scutty couple next to us on Saturday. I wouldn't have been surprised if there had been finger pie at half time.

 

 

Ahhhhh, so that's what they do with those extra digits in Blackburn. Put 'em in pies. All makes sense now.

Never Never never again.she wasnt interested in the off side rule...just SKD`s legs? never never never again.

Edited by james phillips

No comment because somebody will probably grass me up like the bald 50 something looking c?nt he is.

I took my new bird to Swindon 15 years ago, I got arrested for drunk and disorderly and she didn't come again

 

Don't fuck about, we are what we are

 

And there was a bloke sat at the side of me on Saturday who must have kissed his bird every 15 minutes and he looked like Peter Crouch

I took my new bird to Swindon 15 years ago, I got arrested for drunk and disorderly and she didn't come again

 

Don't fuck about, we are what we are

 

And there was a bloke sat at the side of me on Saturday who must have kissed his bird every 15 minutes and he looked like Peter Crouch

 

Did she look like Abbey Clancey?

Unfortunately not, but No Balls enjoyed herself counting her hair clips

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