What sort of savage puts picallilly on a butty?

 

sick fuckin bastards thats who Mr Smiffs.

once went to school and picked up my dads lunch took once bite and saw this illumious shite on my ham i was fuckin livid.

Silly wench.

I remember at school you had to master the art of stopping your mates from nicking your crips by ensuring you had a hand in the bag at all times.

 

One of my mates though had eczema. No-one ever wanted any of his. Jammy bastard.

We used to spit on our crisps/pop - that stopped most people

Following on from my post about my evening meal which was a jar of pickled beetroot... I am fuckin starving now and am having 5 boiled eggs for supper.

 

God help poor Sean who I'm working with tomorrow

I think they still sell Lemon Curd and Paste but I don't recall seeing either for a while.

How about going into any supermarket and looking where the Jams are. You'll find it there. With Marmalade.

Following on from my post about my evening meal which was a jar of pickled beetroot... I am fuckin starving now and am having 5 boiled eggs for supper.

 

God help poor Sean who I'm working with tomorrow

 

 

No offence, but you work on a tip don't you? They hardly smell like a freshly mown lawn anyway, do they?

What sort of savage puts picallilly on a butty?

 

Fuck all wrong with Heinz mustard picalilli on a butty with ham/corned beef, chicken, it's bloody good stuff

No offence, but you work on a tip don't you? They hardly smell like a freshly mown lawn anyway, do they?

 

the tip doesn't smell as bad as you'd think.

 

There is a composting yard there and fuck does it reek at this time of year.

 

the tip is fairly sterile as it is covered immediately

 

 

My farts tomorrow will be like mustard gas

the tip doesn't smell as bad as you'd think.

 

There is a composting yard there and fuck does it reek at this time of year.

 

the tip is fairly sterile as it is covered immediately

 

 

My farts tomorrow will be like mustard picalilli gas

Blame the wind direction near the composting yard then. Easy done.

During my 5 year apprenticeship at Walmsleys, I worked with a lad who brought 'Sweet and Sour' sandwiches to work every f?cking day. Swore by em. I had a bite, just the once. Like a disinfectant butty.

 

Blended Pan Yan and peanut butter. The dirty bastard.

Pan Yan?

 

That's a blast from the past. Stopped making it about 10 years ago I think.

Chris Evans (ginger tosser DJ, not the fat ex-BWFC assistant) tried to bring it back, but nobody had the recipe.

What sort of savage puts picallilly on a butty?

I do....but then again I put carrots in Lobby as well

I do....but then again I put carrots in Lobby as well

 

Have a +1 for doing things reet +