I came back from the gym last night, and Mrs CWP was tucking into an egg mayonnaise and salted peanut sandwich - I've never heard of such a thing before. I'm all for fusion foods, but that's taking the piss.

 

I also used to work with a bloke who every day, without fail, would bring his cheese and jam sanwiches into work, again something that does sound a bit alien to me.

 

Any other sandwich combo's you lot like?

 

By the way, I'm just about to go and make a corned beef, onion and beetroot sandwich for my lunch

has anyone ever met anyone with worms?

When I was younger, I'm sure the scrote that used to live next door to us would sometimes eat sugar sandwiches

 

He did.

 

He also ate ketchup sandwiches.

 

He also used to feed his pet goldfish chunks of bread.

 

He aso once kept a live frog in his bath for days.

watching that james may thing last (which was quite interesting) and he was on about tape worm that you can catch from uncooked meat.

 

grow upto 30 feet and live 25 years in you gut.

 

i think my steak will be well done from now on!

As a kid I remember seeing a program about Guinea worm. It's something them African's get.

 

Please stop reading now if you've a weak stomach...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They live under your sking and to get it out them out have to puncture the skin, grab them and then "reel" them in using a twig or sommat like that.

 

Edited June 21, 201115 yr by DazBobParr

As a kid I remember seeing a program about Guinea worm. It's something them African's get.

 

Please stop reading now if you've a weak stomach...

 

 

 

They live under your sking and to get it out them out have to puncture the skin, grab them and then "reel" them in using a twig or sommat like that.

 

 

 

If you think that made you get twitchy gonads, take a look at this.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDu1E4EndJw

Read about that in FHM years ago. Sounds a tad painful to say the least. How can there be a God when creatures are allowed to evolve to do things like that?!

 

I raise you and give you :-

 

Brain-Eating Killer Amoeba

 

 

Back in grade school we all thought amoeba were the innocent fat blobs sharing space with paramecium and hydras under the microscope. No longer. 6 Americans have died this year, all young men, from a strain of amoeba that attaches itself to the inside of your nose and quickly burrows through your brain. Scientists are considering this death toll a spike; since only 23 people in the US were killed between 1995 and 2004. ?This is a heat-loving amoeba. As water temperatures go up, it does better,? specialist Michael Beach said. ?In future decades, as temperatures rise, we?d expect to see more cases.? Great. Keep plugging your nose when going underwater. So far, Florida, Arizona, and Texas have had the most cases

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He did.

 

He also ate ketchup sandwiches.

 

He also used to feed his pet goldfish chunks of bread.

 

He aso once kept a live frog in his bath for days.

 

Breightmet childhood memories are always so heartwarming.

I've eaten sugar butties as a kid. And porridge butties too. Never Ketchup, though that's f*cking sick!

 

Nowadays my tastes are more refined.

 

Fishfinger sandwich with peanut butter, mayonnaise and salad cream is the cordon bleu of lunches.

Edited June 21, 201115 yr by floyd

Breightmet childhood memories are always so heartwarming.

actually, it was in Harwood...on Tottington Road to be precise

One of my mates though had eczema. No-one ever wanted any of his. Jammy bastard.

You sure that wasn't a flake?

And porridge butties too.

surely the worst of the lot, I've never heard of one of them before

You sure that wasn't a flake?

 

That's my point. You'd never know whether you'd get a 'keeper' or not.

If you think that made you get twitchy gonads, take a look at this.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDu1E4EndJw

 

Not as disgusting, but I remember reading this one a while back.

 

 

Tomato ketchup butty.

 

Edit:

 

Lemon Curd Butty, jesus what was my Dad thinking!?!

Edited June 21, 201115 yr by boothybwfc

Do places still sell lemon curd? Also, what about paste? Used to have that on my butties as a kid all the time. No posh actual meat or cheese for me.

Edited June 21, 201115 yr by DazBobParr

surely the worst of the lot, I've never heard of one of them before

 

 

Eyethengyew!

Love banana butties on thin brown bread.

 

Ox tongue with HP on crusty white bread.

 

Turkey and stuffing on a barm cake.

actually, it was in Harwood...on Tottington Road to be precise

 

Wasn't me was it? I grew up on Astley Road, back to back with Tottington Road.

Do places still sell lemon curd? Also, what about paste? Used to have that on my butties as a kid all the time. No posh actual meat or cheese for me.

 

I think they still sell Lemon Curd and Paste but I don't recall seeing either for a while.

You mustn't be looking in the right places. Lemon Curd (Lemon Cheese they used to call it) is great on toast.

What sort of savage puts picallilly on a butty?

When I was younger, I'm sure the scrote that used to live next door to us would sometimes eat sugar sandwiches.....now that can't be right in any way, shape or form

 

 

Banana and cheese is a particular favourite of mine, I grew up on them but also have had a sugar sandwich... golden syrup too

 

I knew no better, my dear old mother used to give them to me as a kid.

 

The only one I've stuck with was banana and cheese, it is really nice (if you're feeling adventurous you can put apple on it too

I think they still sell Lemon Curd and Paste but I don't recall seeing either for a while.

 

 

Lemon curd is the food of Gods... pure ambrosia.

 

by the way, it wasn't a sandwich but I am just home from work and couldn't be arsed cooking so had a jar of pickled beetroot for my meal.

 

That's all I've had all day.

 

I'm looking forward to my dump in the morning to see what colour it is!! I've never shit purple before!

What sort of savage puts picallilly on a butty?

 

sick fuckin bastards thats who Mr Smiffs.

once went to school and picked up my dads lunch took once bite and saw this illumious shite on my ham i was fuckin livid.

Silly wench.