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7 Billion

The world's population reaches 7 billion on Monday and you can find out where you fit in by entering your DOB here.

Apparently when I was born, I was the:

3,041,802,056th

person alive on Earth

76,695,693,843rd

person to have lived since history began.

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3,134,749,388th

person alive on Earth

76,874,415,017th

person to have lived since history began.

When you were born, you were the:

3,640,612,976th

person alive on Earth

 

77,743,236,433rd

person to have lived since history began

When you were born, you were the:

4,546,820,027th

person alive on Earth

79,193,183,743rd

person to have lived since history began

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When you were born, you were the:

7th

person alive on Earth

7th

person to have lived since history began

:rofl:

you were the:4,826,988,314th person alive on Earth.

 

79,630,973,438th person to have lived since history began.

When you were born, you were the:

3,462,052,740th

person alive on Earth

77,456,122,679th

person to have lived since history began

Was I the only person born on the day of my birth??? Cool :whistle:

When you were born, you were the:4,847,063,853rdperson alive on Earth79,661,459,096thperson to have lived since history began

In the UK every hour:

 

85 Births

66 Deaths

+23 Immigrants

 

DEYTUKURRJURRRBBBBBS

Why the fuck are the wishy washers trying their best to keep every fucker living longer than a conker tree then?

 

We need a cull. Starting with the Welsh. Then Belgians. Fuck it, lets throw the French anc Italians in there too. That much be a few hundred million. Anyone who walks round with a bone through their nose and think the yellow metal in the ground is stuff of the devil is up there too.

 

Oh, and Argentinians. Fuck em.

 

After that, compulsary death at 75 for all is the future, with a free sex drugs and alcohol orgy thrown in the day before. Go out with a bang. And think how easier it would be to get your shopping done without these doddering old fools cluttering up the ailes.

 

Sterilise anyone who watches Jeremy Kyle more than once a year and its a fucking winner.

 

Sorted.

Why the fuck are the wishy washers trying their best to keep every fucker living longer than a conker tree then?

 

We need a cull. Starting with the Welsh. Then Belgians. Fuck it, lets throw the French anc Italians in there too. That much be a few hundred million. Anyone who walks round with a bone through their nose and think the yellow metal in the ground is stuff of the devil is up there too.

 

Oh, and Argentinians. Fuck em.

 

After that, compulsary death at 75 for all is the future, with a free sex drugs and alcohol orgy thrown in the day before. Go out with a bang. And think how easier it would be to get your shopping done without these doddering old fools cluttering up the ailes.

 

Sterilise anyone who watches Jeremy Kyle more than once a year and its a fucking winner.

 

Sorted.

 

Smiffs for PM

To be honest, I doubt I, and a few on here will get to 75 with our lifestyles. Could the nobheads have a special day out at 58 - 60 so we don't miss out?

Yes, there shall be an opt out scheme for anyone willing to participate.

 

The blow out party shall be limited to 24 hours though, not 6 years.

Yes, there shall be an opt out scheme for anyone willing to participate.

 

The blow out party shall be limited to 24 hours though, not 6 years.

 

 

Killjoy! Boooooo!

NB, I've just randomly thought of 20 people I know over the age of 30 and under 50.

 

I'd say with a high degree of certainty that at least 17 of them would participate in a 6 year free blow out given the chance. This would be bad for society as no fucker would be arsed working.

 

The other 3 are already well underway with their blow out.

NB, I've just randomly thought of 20 people I know over the age of 30 and under 50.

 

I'd say with a high degree of certainty that at least 17 of them would participate in a 6 year free blow out given the chance. This would be bad for society as no fucker would be arsed working.

 

The other 3 are already well underway with their blow out.

 

 

17? I think you were being a little conservative. :blink: Can we not get young people to leave school a little earlier?

The world's population reaches 7 billion on Monday and you can find out where you fit in by entering your DOB here.

Apparently when I was born, I was the:

3,041,802,056th

person alive on Earth

76,695,693,843rd

person to have lived since history began.

3,027,781,403

 

Nice to be unique

random number generator

whys Moldova shrinking?

and fuck living that central African Republic gaff....

NB, I've just randomly thought of 20 people I know over the age of 30 and under 50.

 

I'd say with a high degree of certainty that at least 17 of them would participate in a 6 year free blow out given the chance. This would be bad for society as no fucker would be arsed working.

 

The other 3 are already well underway with their blow out.

 

Yes please. :drinks:

A cheap shot from Traf above.

 

Actually I am the 2,363,927,789 person alive

and

75,044,348,168 person to have lived since history began.

whys Moldova shrinking?

 

 

 

Didn't the whole population get shot in an episode of Dynasty?

Didn't the whole population get shot in an episode of Dynasty?

speaking of which

 

I would never live in Midsomer, not for anything

They've had records about numbers

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