Just watched series 1. Piss funny couple of hours.

 

I'm getting the word.......nonce!

"So i wakes up and guess who's lying next to me?.......Bonny Langford, i nearly broke her back!"

 

And...it is Terminal, isn't it love?

Series two I know but the line

 

Ok what would Thora Hird do

 

Is always good!

 

From series one though, there is a horse in the penine suite!

I.know a pissed horse when.I see one

how far away are them.

I.know a pissed horse when.I see one

 

Go and get it a Kebab!

'do you do any outside work?'.....

 

'what like a bit of pointing?'

'do you do any outside work?'.....

 

'what like a bit of pointing?'

 

No it's my husband I want him fingering

 

I beg your pardon

 

It's a ten foot cock and balls man

No it's my husband I want him fingering

 

I beg your pardon

 

 

geek.

I've got skin like asbestos, the doctors are baffled.

 

 

Chuck norris wants what? Wood chip?

 

 

 

Kenny Senior, best character in it.

Eating noodles.

 

Paddy; "who made it?"

 

Max; "lads int back, Ant & Dec"

 

Edited November 12, 201114 yr by bwfcryan86

Can y'hear me now?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRUX9Ouqfss

'Crimetime' Presenter: Police probe Leeds girl's snatch. Can you help?

"Can someone tell me why there's a bike on the wall?"

 

"It's a theme pub."

 

"What's the theme? Hiroshima?"

No it's my husband I want him fingering

 

I beg your pardon

 

 

 

 

 

"... Oh I don't know, they move around a lot. You'd got to hang on tight and persevere."

 

"No, you don't ride a boat, you row a boat"

 

"Oh, boat? I thought you said goat"

 

 

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"Le beer! Le dickheads"

 

 

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Today is BSE day. Bit of Something Extra. I'll tell you what I'll do, I'll chuck in a pig's dick. A little treat for the dog.

Lady walking over to Brian potter with a tub of red roses when he's out on a date 'fuck off!' brilliant! Haha