been working in 'Accy' all week and have come to a few conclusions.

 

1.whoever designed the m65 motorway is obviously totally insane.....

 

its a motorway that goes from 2 lanes to 3 lanes back to 2 lanes then 3 lanes again and so forth,for no apparent reason whatsoever.

 

it surely is a scientific test to see how many dickheads you can get to fly up the outside lane and then try and cut into the middle/now outside lane with only yards to spare,causing near death for every other motorist on the said motorway.

 

2.folk in butty shops look at you like you have just asked them to shit on your face,when you ask them for a bacon barm (sorry franny raw egg and sea horse spunk tripple decker.xx)

 

3.there are 200 pubs minimum in Accrington,with at least 30 blokes outside each smoking at 11am.

 

4.there is without doubt a higher concentration of disabled people than any other place ive visited.

 

5.there was a local on site today who was 39 years old and he had never heard of rod hull....and also thought Orvill was a green penguin.

 

6.the women....now lets talk about the women.

 

now against popular belief,this town does actually hold a few little hidden gems....

 

a nice lass at the petrol station,an abundance of young stuffs smoking outside express gifts.a tasty blonde in londiss.all have one thing in common......they are bored to tears with the same old local tried and tested spam javelin and any sign,scent or accent of foreign widgey and they are reduced to a hypnotic state.

 

7.theres some really nice hills.

 

8.the local firemen turned up to help us strip out because 'they nothing else to do'

 

9.there is no number 9.

 

that is all.

Point 4. Shirebrook definately beats it by a mile. In fact, Shirebrook is one of the most bizarre towns I've ever been to.

Atherton has the most motorbility scooters in the western world.

Knew a lad from Little Hulton who moved to Shirebrook when Walkden yard closed,the tales he told me about the place when he moved had me in tears laughing.

Atherton has the most motorbility scooters in the western world.

 

They all learned to ride/drive them in Benidorm

 

 

I learned to ride/drive mine in Benidorm

 

Just heard in todays Journal that they are scrapping the guided busway from Leigh to Manchester because of costs, but are prepared to build a guided motorbility route from Atherton to Leigh.

 

 

1.whoever designed the m65 motorway is obviously totally insane.....

 

its a motorway that goes from 2 lanes to 3 lanes back to 2 lanes then 3 lanes again and so forth,for no apparent reason whatsoever.

 

it surely is a scientific test to see how many dickheads you can get to fly up the outside lane and then try and cut into the middle/now outside lane with only yards to spare,causing near death for every other motorist on the said motorway.

I think they do this on uphill stretches so that the wankers in fucking big trucks can have their fun overtaking each other with a speed difference of 1mph and cars can still get past. Think how shit it'd be if they left all the uphill stretches at two lanes.

I am reffing at Accrington tomorrow, be ready for all the insults from the 6 fingered morons, I was surprised with how many fat bastards there are there, even more than Wigan and I dont mean just your average fat fucker like Fat Frank, I mean proper fat twats in motability scooters who expect you to move off the pavement so they can speed past, lazy fuckers need to walk and get some of that pork off.

You're a ref? Then fair play to them.

You're a ref? Then fair play to them.

yes they can call me what they like as long as I get paid and remember no matter what any one thinks no Ref ,no game and then no Saturday Afternoon entertainment, afterall you could enjoy being dragged round Tesco with the wife

Point 1, they are called crawler lanes for the HGV's, you would be pissed off if you were stuck behind one of them doing 35 mph up the hill, hence it opening upto 3 lanes to ease the traffic flow

I am reffing at Accrington tomorrow, be ready for all the insults from the 6 fingered morons, I was surprised with how many fat bastards there are there, even more than Wigan and I dont mean just your average fat fucker like Fat Frank, I mean proper fat twats in motability scooters who expect you to move off the pavement so they can speed past, lazy fuckers need to walk and get some of that pork off.

 

A ref?

 

That now explains your cuntishness on the other thread.

I used to work at the Globe Mill in Accrington, deffo a weird place its a cross between Blackburn and Burnley

i hope it was on a brown barm.

Point 1, they are called crawler lanes for the HGV's, you would be pissed off if you were stuck behind one of them doing 35 mph up the hill, hence it opening upto 3 lanes to ease the traffic flow

 

The road to Barrow is a fucking mare for that.

A ref?

 

That now explains your cuntishness on the other thread.

 

Two of us now. It's nice to able to share the cuntishness a bit. There's probably a few more closet refs on here, still to come out.

Point 3. There are 200+ pubs, but how many decent pints ? Most serve the usual Boddys, Smiths Tetley Smoooooothflow shiote. Not that I've bee n in all 200+ mind.

Two of us now. It's nice to able to share the cuntishness a bit. There's probably a few more closet refs on here, still to come out.

 

You're not the only two cunts though, there's loads of us. them on here.

 

 

A ref?

 

That now explains your cuntishness on the other thread.

How many Refs are cunts Traf?

When I last checked: they all were.

When I last checked: they all were.

I'm glad to hear it

You're not the only two cunts though, there's loads of us. them on here.

 

My point exactly.