Members DazBob Posted March 14, 2012 Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 Well, after last year's bumper bonus I had great plans for this years bonus. They included going away on holiday and getting my car engine re-mapped. Just received word of what annual bonus I'll be getting this month ... and I can quickly forget the above. Instead I shall be treating my car to a new timing belt and water pump and I've also just ordered a luxury goose feather and down mattress topper. Does life get any more exciting? (I'm actually genuinely quite excited about the mattress topper) What was the last extravagant treat you afforded yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I got my goose and some other bird mattress topper from Northern Nights on QVC. You may mock but I've had compliments on it's comfiness. It may be a new chat up line for you, Daz. & I'm always treating myself. No other fucker ever does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted March 14, 2012 Author Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 I got my goose and some other bird mattress topper from Northern Nights on QVC. You may mock but I've had compliments on it's comfiness. Bought one of them myself (off QVC and all), unfortunately the ex got that in the separation. It's been kiilling me just sleeping on an un-pimped mattress. There's gonna be queues of ladies lining up outside the Temple just like there used to be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I treat myself with bunches of fresh flowers regularly, whilst its not extravagant its something i like, and it makes me feel better. Sometimes i send myself 'i love you' cards, write them with my other hand, and post them to myself too. The 'giving myself a dirty phone call' bit was difficult at first, now i use the housephone and mobile at the same time and one funny nopise sort of 'echos' so its less effort. ideal for someone with breathing difficulties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted March 14, 2012 Author Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 I treat myself with bunches of fresh flowers regularly, whilst its not extravagant its something i like, and it makes me feel better. Sit on your hand for an hour before. It'll feel like someone else bought them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 i got my settlement bonus from a well known scouse football club for them not living up to their end of the deal , i was spending it before i had got it then i got my car insurance renewal. Bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Bought one of them myself (off QVC and all), unfortunately the ex got that in the separation. It's been kiilling me just sleeping on an un-pimped mattress. There's gonna be queues of ladies lining up outside the Temple just like there used to be I think I'd be like the princess and the pea if mine went. The mere mention of a topper'll be getting them moist but if you get the matching pillows you'll need a shitty stick on a night out, fact! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Sit on your hand for an hour before. It'll feel like someone else bought them. Do i do that before or after i shoplift them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted March 14, 2012 Author Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 if you get the matching pillows! I'm tempted NB, I'm really fcuking tempted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 (edited) I'm tempted NB, I'm really fcuking tempted. I did. It was worth it. And if blokes notice, just think how the wimmin will respond! Edited March 14, 2012 by no balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I suggest buying some sort of queuing cordon. Or possible stealing one from a bank. If someone pushes in Daz there could be a riot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 NB and Bea......I've got spare keys for his place, so I can help you jump the queue that will doubtless be forming as soon as news of this new mattress topper and pillows gets out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted March 14, 2012 Author Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 Oi, don't you start getting giddy. There'll be no such special treatment for the spare room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 NB and Bea......I've got spare keys for his place, so I can help you jump the queue that will doubtless be forming as soon as news of this new mattress topper and pillows gets out I KNEW there was a reason we kept pally with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I KNEW there was a reason we kept pally with you. What....other than body disposal tips..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 What....other than body disposal tips..... will you be lay out on top of the topper in your leopard print thong as usual? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted March 14, 2012 Author Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 Enough!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 My late Grandma used to say: "Always buy yourself a good bed and good pairs of shoes, never mind the cost - because if you're not in one your in the t'other" Pretty good advice I think, she did, however, also used to say: "Eeeh, you know sometimes I wish that Herr Hitler had won the war...." That was a 'joke' BTW.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 i had a kit chunky last night if that counts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted March 15, 2012 Author Members Share Posted March 15, 2012 Normal or a 'special' one (ie peanut)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 good old fashioned normal one.... not really a sweet tooth,but it was shinning at me like a little diamond in the queue at sainsburrys...... it was an oral orgasmatronic explosion in my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted March 15, 2012 Author Members Share Posted March 15, 2012 A regular? Hmmm, not sure it counts as a treat. Well, not in my book. I'd just see it as a snack. Maybe I live a life of opulence that I don't fully appreciate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 It helps if you massage your testicles whilst consuming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted March 15, 2012 Author Members Share Posted March 15, 2012 I'm happy to stand corrected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I'm happy to stand corrected. Orthopaedic shoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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