I'm up that way on Wingates Industrial Estate tomorrow for a meeting. Any advice on the area,or should I keep my Pipkinsesque gob shut ? Better get my bag packed,passport and bulletproof shellsuit to blend in with the locals

You should fit in ok, fuckwits in Wingates.

Just don't get your head stuck in any farmers gates round Westhoughton and you should be reet.

why dont you take a detour to the vulcan for a few on your way home?

Wolverhampton and Wingates, a connection is Cusacks, you work for them?

I'm up that way on Wingates Industrial Estate tomorrow for a meeting. Any advice on the area,or should I keep my Pipkinsesque gob shut ? Better get my bag packed,passport and bulletproof shellsuit to blend in with the locals

 

There's a blockbusters near a graveyard.

 

HTH

why dont you take a detour to the vulcan for a few on your way home?

 

aye and ask for a chap called jimmy

You were claiming to be a teacher last week, billy liar more like.

The teacher was a joke due to the spelling,have you no humour ? Any good local restaurants or pubs as it may entail an overnight stay

The teacher was a joke due to the spelling,have you no humour ? Any good local restaurants or pubs as it may entail an overnight stay

Nicks at the Chequerbent roundabout.

That's the only sensible reply you're getting from me.

Just a bog standard area. Don't know what you've been told but there are far worse areas in Bolton than Westhoughton. Foodwise there's that Nick's Restaurant at Chequerbent that is a couple of mile up th'road from Wingates.

Burger King on Middlebrook.

Wolverhampton and Wingates, a connection is Cusacks, you work for them?

 

good lord

 

thats a blast from the past

Wolverhampton and Wingates, a connection is Cusacks, you work for them?

Good call fella,give the guy a cigar

The teacher was a joke due to the spelling,have you no humour ? Any good local restaurants or pubs as it may entail an overnight stay

Billy carry on to the Reebok stadium where there are a couple of hotels, a couple of decent pubs and quite a few eateries like you always find on these retail parks.

Burger King on Middlebrook.

 

Wetherspoons in Westhoughton, some new Burger place has opened on Market Street as well, also Jed the bin man who is really a millionaire, or so they say

Good call fella,give the guy a cigar

well if that cigar is coming from Cusacks, i'll expect it to come about December and then be a cigarette, then Wolverhampton will claim that's what I ordered

do you know "bluey" in Wolverhampton, or are you bluey?

Nice little takeaway at the Trinity Street end of Bradshawgate, well worth the drive. Near the newsagents

Nice little takeaway at the Trinity Street end of Bradshawgate, well worth the drive. Near the newsagents

 

Seconded.

The teacher was a joke due to the spelling,have you no humour ? Any good local restaurants or pubs as it may entail an overnight stay

I'll have a pint with you, you cunt

 

 

aye and ask for a chap called jimmy

the head ?

the head ?

 

whats he gonna do with his tattoos when they go bust?

You should fit in ok, fuckwits in Wingates.

and you are from ?

So you're planning on stopping over in Howfen on a Friday. Surely you'd drive back to Wolverhampton after work? Unless you're working on the Saturday too? Seems odd to me....

 

Unless you're a lying twat....