cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

9 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Rounders was a hot un tonight, recon my tan is better than @gonzo now

Absolutely no chance. Playing with the big dogs here cocker.

I'm like Madge off Benidorm covered in gravy.

I know its hot and loads of folk are idiots but fuck me im sick of well meaning types coming on the tele or the wireless telling us how to survive in the heat.

depths of winter here

20-25 degrees, clear blue skies

though to be fair there is a chill during the night and in the shade

just got some chocolate

3 mile drive

it had melted when i got home

1 minute ago, little whitt said:

just got some chocolate

3 mile drive

it had melted when i got home

3 hours ago, Zico said:

depths of winter here

20-25 degrees, clear blue skies

though to be fair there is a chill during the night and in the shade

Hope that is consolation on fixture release day. 😉

On 23/06/2026 at 19:19, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Only heard about some that couldn't cool them down sufficiently. Presumably they didn't have AC- have there been others with it and still closing?

Both grandsons schools closed yesterday (Weesthoughton High and St Michaels primary in Athy - which is closed until Monday

Good job we're not at war, we'd be asking for hydration breaks

On 24/06/2026 at 09:16, bolty58 said:

How it has flipped with the Net Zero extremism.

Been listening to whining fuckers interviewed on the news. The same ones who go and lie on Southern European beaches in it for two weeks every year.

I wonder how some of us manage to survive two and half months of extreme temperatures every year? Here come the 'we are not equipped' excuses.

When Aussies used to call us whingeing Poms I used to give it back twice as hard. Seems they were just a few years early.

There's a huge difference between being on a beach in Southern Europe and having to go about your day to day activities

Having to work, clothes you wear, not being able to lie on a deck chair etc

People are such benders. Get the carrot oil on and stop fucking whinging.

42 minutes ago, gonzo said:

People are such benders. Get the carrot oil on and stop fucking whinging.

@gonzo what worud happen, if a ginger, applied carrot oil in this heat, in a densely populated public place?

46 minutes ago, Sweep said:

@gonzo what worud happen, if a ginger, applied carrot oil in this heat, in a densely populated public place?

It would lead to a cataclysmic event that would outweigh the asteroid that wiped that Dinosaurs.

Fire would rage across the planet and burn anything in its path including the raging seas.

Does this type of heat make gingers smell even worse than they usually do?

12 minutes ago, deeane Koontz said:

Does this type of heat make gingers smell even worse than they usually do?

Yes a Stronger Piss Smell

1 minute ago, little whitt said:

Yes a Stronger Piss Smell

With a hint of digestive biscuit?

23 minutes ago, gonzo said:

It would lead to a cataclysmic event that would outweigh the asteroid that wiped that Dinosaurs.

Fire would rage across the planet and burn anything in its path including the raging seas.

Crikey