Popular Post gonzo Posted April 4 Author Popular Post Posted April 4 On 19/03/2026 at 21:19, Dr Faustus said: This the one who nicked a full roast chicken from someone’s window ledge? 😂 Just seen this! Have I told that story on here?! Totally forgot if I have ha ha Was my old Lab, Big Sam! I used to walk him on Moor Park playing fields where a row of houses backed on to with some woods in between. One gardens fence was down as I walked passed and I noticed there were a family singing happy birthday to a little baby and all tables and bouncy castle thing set up outside. All very pleasant I thought as I strolled in the sun. Got a bit further down the field and shouted Sam. Thought he was simply mooching about the woods sniffing stuff. He came bowling out with a steaming hot gammon joint. I looked back and he'd clearly come from the house where the party was. He'd whizzed in the open door and nicked the prize meat fresh out the oven and no fucker had noticed. I had no choice but to run I often wonder about how many times theyve told the tale of the day their gammon joint disappeared in to thin air Quote
Dimron Posted April 4 Posted April 4 18 minutes ago, gonzo said: Just seen this! Have I told that story on here?! Totally forgot if I have ha ha Was my old Lab, Big Sam! I used to walk him on Moor Park playing fields where a row of houses backed on to with some woods in between. One gardens fence was down as I walked passed and I noticed there were a family singing happy birthday to a little baby and all tables and bouncy castle thing set up outside. All very pleasant I thought as I strolled in the sun. Got a bit further down the field and shouted Sam. Thought he was simply mooching about the woods sniffing stuff. He came bowling out with a steaming hot gammon joint. I looked back and he'd clearly come from the house where the party was. He'd whizzed in the open door and nicked the prize meat fresh out the oven and no fucker had noticed. I had no choice but to run I often wonder about how many times theyve told the tale of the day their gammon joint disappeared in to thin air Local deer stalker left me a vennison liver... left it on the kitchen table and went up the Co Op to get some single cream and dijon mustard... got back and the little four legged twat was laid on his bed burping and farting like a guddun Quote
MancWanderer Posted April 4 Posted April 4 25 minutes ago, gonzo said: Just seen this! Have I told that story on here?! Totally forgot if I have ha ha Was my old Lab, Big Sam! I used to walk him on Moor Park playing fields where a row of houses backed on to with some woods in between. One gardens fence was down as I walked passed and I noticed there were a family singing happy birthday to a little baby and all tables and bouncy castle thing set up outside. All very pleasant I thought as I strolled in the sun. Got a bit further down the field and shouted Sam. Thought he was simply mooching about the woods sniffing stuff. He came bowling out with a steaming hot gammon joint. I looked back and he'd clearly come from the house where the party was. He'd whizzed in the open door and nicked the prize meat fresh out the oven and no fucker had noticed. I had no choice but to run I often wonder about how many times theyve told the tale of the day their gammon joint disappeared in to thin air Haha you’ve got to love labs the thieving greedy fuckers Back in the day I lived next door to the Summerhill Hotel off Belmont Road. Their black lab casually wandered into our kitchen and stole the joint that my mum had left on the side. She marched into the place on a busy Sunday lunchtime playing merry hell and the owner denied all. Cue mother pointing out to the owner and all the Sunday lunch patrons the dog sat on the lawn outside the restaurant window tucking into a roast beef joint When I had my own golden lab it stole the Xmas cake that my mum had made and shit it all over the kitchen the next morning. Followed that up by stealing a bottle of cooking oil, drinking that, and leaving that as a present when I woke up!! Quote
frank_spencer Posted April 5 Posted April 5 21 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Well, Dave appears to be arriving slowly, but so far he's a bit powder puff. Supposedly a lot worse further north though. Had to chase my cap up Oxford Road yesterday it was like a wind tunnel by the old BBC place. Quote
gonzo Posted April 12 Author Posted April 12 Is a 'Super El Niño' on the way and how will it affect the UK? - BBC Weather https://share.google/hJdVPhZLkpsGqEH9s Be chilly this winter. Quote
Traf Posted April 12 Posted April 12 1 hour ago, gonzo said: Is a 'Super El Niño' on the way and how will it affect the UK? - BBC Weather https://share.google/hJdVPhZLkpsGqEH9s Be chilly this winter. Fake News until The Express talk about it 😉 Quote
London Wanderer Posted Thursday at 08:05 Posted Thursday at 08:05 Could be by the middle of this century that AMOC collapse becomes inevitable. Scientists reckon it’s now 50% plus chance of happening. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/apr/15/critical-atlantic-current-significantly-more-likely-to-collapse-than-thought#:~:text=They found an estimated slowdown,form a deep return current. Europe will be fucked & the world is still being run by climate deniers and big oil Quote
Zico Posted Thursday at 08:46 Posted Thursday at 08:46 41 minutes ago, London Wanderer said: Could be by the middle of this century that AMOC collapse becomes inevitable. Scientists reckon it’s now 50% plus chance of happening. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/apr/15/critical-atlantic-current-significantly-more-likely-to-collapse-than-thought#:~:text=They found an estimated slowdown,form a deep return current. Europe will be fucked & the world is still being run by climate deniers and big oil Quote
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