April 1, 201214 yr at 5.30AM and not being able to sleep I should be unconscious after my day out at Jodrell yet I'm wide awake and I've not even had any drugs, perhaps that's the problem. Anyhow, I shall talk to myself for a while, I shant tell you what we're talking about otherwise you may think I'm mentle
April 1, 201214 yr Author I think my body clock is seriously fucked up I'm wide awake, it's sunny and I've not been to bed since Thursday, I should be fucked I've not had any drugs by the way, well maybe a little
April 1, 201214 yr I would imagine he's probably putting his wetsuit on in preperation for going to church in the next half hour
April 1, 201214 yr I'll go with shuffling round Tesco in his Spitfire Y Backs asking other shoppers which aisle the chan is on.
April 1, 201214 yr Widders, I'd have phoned you if I knew as we were up all night. We didnt have any flaming signal though. Backward Scotch bastards
April 1, 201214 yr You seriously admitting to being a druggy? you seriously admitting to being a job-shy man child that still lives with his mum,makes childish pathetic videos of himself amd walks around town holding a balloon? give me a recreational drug taker any day of the fucking week.
April 1, 201214 yr you seriously admitting to being a job-shy man child that still lives with his mum,makes childish pathetic videos of himself amd walks around town holding a balloon? give me a recreational drug taker any day of the fucking week. Dont forget taking freekicks off his garage roof pretending that the wheelie bin is Buffon. Oh, oh, oh, and being intimate with his cousin. I'd take Widders.
April 1, 201214 yr Author You seriously admitting to being a druggy? Yes and another thing I do is wank then go in town and throw the spunk on the back of fit womens hair then when I see them on Saturday nights I say to my mates 'I've cum in her hair' technically that is true
April 1, 201214 yr Author You seriously admitting to being a druggy? And I listen to homosexual music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ7jQqn4 Who's your boyfriend, tell me, boyfriend boyfriend Edited April 1, 201214 yr by Widnes Two Hats
April 1, 201214 yr Author I'll go with shuffling round Tesco in his Spitfire Y Backs asking other shoppers which aisle the chan is on. Talking of which, I ordered some on line shopping from Tesco as 20 cans of Strongbow was ?12 anyhow, Beef was half price so I thought I'd order a joint, ?6.46 was the cost, when the nice man delivered my ale he said 'Only one substitution, your beef' so I'm thinking to myself, what the shitting hell have the subbed beef with, pork, ham, etc. Anyhow, they substituted my ?6.46 piece of beef with a piece for ?19.35, how mentle is that, result so I'm living on beef now until I go on holiday. Oh and they still only charged me ?6.46
April 1, 201214 yr Talking of which, I ordered some on line shopping from Tesco as 20 cans of Strongbow was ?12 anyhow, Beef was half price so I thought I'd order a joint, ?6.46 was the cost, when the nice man delivered my ale he said 'Only one substitution, your beef' so I'm thinking to myself, what the shitting hell have the subbed beef with, pork, ham, etc. Anyhow, they substituted my ?6.46 piece of beef with a piece for ?19.35, how mentle is that, result so I'm living on beef now until I go on holiday. Oh and they still only charged me ?6.46 A diet fit for a king. Ale and red meat. Unless this is a very elaborate euphamism and the "Tesco delivery" isn't what we think. Would you eat curry goat?
April 1, 201214 yr Widders, I'd have phoned you if I knew as we were up all night. We didnt have any flaming signal though. Backward Scotch bastards Slight technicality being, you were in england
April 1, 201214 yr Slight technicality being, you were in england Listen, that lad in the local Asda sounded Scotch to me. I asked him to speak in English for me By the way, what year is it where I've just been. They'd never seen our sort before apparently
April 1, 201214 yr Listen, that lad in the local Asda sounded Scotch to me. I asked him to speak in English for me By the way, what year is it where I've just been. They'd never seen our sort before apparently should have popped round, i live a mile away from Carlisle asda edit to say, you've obviously not read my posts on Carlise, i am well documented on saying it's still in the 80's.. Duran Duran are massive here I like the area around it a lot but carlisle it's self is the arsehole of england Edited April 1, 201214 yr by jazza
April 1, 201214 yr you seriously admitting to being a job-shy man child that still lives with his mum,makes childish pathetic videos of himself amd walks around town holding a balloon? give me a recreational drug taker any day of the fucking week. 'kinell Gonzo, Frank Spencer will be all over you like a rash slating the chosen one
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