at 5.30AM and not being able to sleep

 

I should be unconscious after my day out at Jodrell yet I'm wide awake and I've not even had any drugs, perhaps that's the problem. Anyhow, I shall talk to myself for a while, I shant tell you what we're talking about otherwise you may think I'm mentle

10 views, there's something wrong with you lurkers

is it the improper way of spelling menkle?

It's light.

 

I may get the drugs out

good man

I think my body clock is seriously fucked up

 

I'm wide awake, it's sunny and I've not been to bed since Thursday, I should be fucked

 

I've not had any drugs by the way, well maybe a little

Disney Dollars

you asleep yet widders??

 

I would imagine he's probably putting his wetsuit on in preperation for going to church in the next half hour

I'll go with shuffling round Tesco in his Spitfire Y Backs asking other shoppers which aisle the chan is on.

Widders, I'd have phoned you if I knew as we were up all night. We didnt have any flaming signal though.

Backward Scotch bastards

power wanks work best for me

You seriously admitting to being a druggy?

Oh there really is worserer things he can admit to, Diddles.

 

Lighten up.

You seriously admitting to being a druggy?

 

you seriously admitting to being a job-shy man child that still lives with his mum,makes childish pathetic videos of himself amd walks around town holding a balloon?

 

give me a recreational drug taker any day of the fucking week.

Not shy, the balloon was for my sister and I haven't made a video in years.

you seriously admitting to being a job-shy man child that still lives with his mum,makes childish pathetic videos of himself amd walks around town holding a balloon?

 

give me a recreational drug taker any day of the fucking week.

 

Dont forget taking freekicks off his garage roof pretending that the wheelie bin is Buffon.

 

 

Oh, oh, oh, and being intimate with his cousin.

 

I'd take Widders.

You seriously admitting to being a druggy?

 

Yes and another thing I do is wank then go in town and throw the spunk on the back of fit womens hair then when I see them on Saturday nights I say to my mates 'I've cum in her hair' technically that is true

You seriously admitting to being a druggy?

 

And I listen to homosexual music

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ7jQqn4

 

Who's your boyfriend, tell me, boyfriend boyfriend

Edited April 1, 201214 yr by Widnes Two Hats

I'll go with shuffling round Tesco in his Spitfire Y Backs asking other shoppers which aisle the chan is on.

 

Talking of which, I ordered some on line shopping from Tesco as 20 cans of Strongbow was ?12 anyhow, Beef was half price so I thought I'd order a joint, ?6.46 was the cost, when the nice man delivered my ale he said 'Only one substitution, your beef' so I'm thinking to myself, what the shitting hell have the subbed beef with, pork, ham, etc. Anyhow, they substituted my ?6.46 piece of beef with a piece for ?19.35, how mentle is that, result so I'm living on beef now until I go on holiday. Oh and they still only charged me ?6.46

Talking of which, I ordered some on line shopping from Tesco as 20 cans of Strongbow was ?12 anyhow, Beef was half price so I thought I'd order a joint, ?6.46 was the cost, when the nice man delivered my ale he said 'Only one substitution, your beef' so I'm thinking to myself, what the shitting hell have the subbed beef with, pork, ham, etc. Anyhow, they substituted my ?6.46 piece of beef with a piece for ?19.35, how mentle is that, result so I'm living on beef now until I go on holiday. Oh and they still only charged me ?6.46

 

A diet fit for a king. Ale and red meat.

 

Unless this is a very elaborate euphamism and the "Tesco delivery" isn't what we think.

 

Would you eat curry goat?

Widders, I'd have phoned you if I knew as we were up all night. We didnt have any flaming signal though.

Backward Scotch bastards

 

Slight technicality being, you were in england

Slight technicality being, you were in england

 

Listen, that lad in the local Asda sounded Scotch to me. I asked him to speak in English for me

 

By the way, what year is it where I've just been. They'd never seen our sort before apparently

Listen, that lad in the local Asda sounded Scotch to me. I asked him to speak in English for me

 

By the way, what year is it where I've just been. They'd never seen our sort before apparently

 

should have popped round, i live a mile away from Carlisle asda

 

edit to say, you've obviously not read my posts on Carlise, i am well documented on saying it's still in the 80's.. Duran Duran are massive here

 

I like the area around it a lot but carlisle it's self is the arsehole of england

Edited April 1, 201214 yr by jazza

you seriously admitting to being a job-shy man child that still lives with his mum,makes childish pathetic videos of himself amd walks around town holding a balloon?

 

give me a recreational drug taker any day of the fucking week.

'kinell Gonzo, Frank Spencer will be all over you like a rash slating the chosen one

you seriously admitting to being a job-shy man child that still lives with his mum,makes childish pathetic videos of himself amd walks around town holding a balloon?

 

give me a recreational drug taker any day of the fucking week.

 

It's the way you tell 'em ... comedy gold Gonzo