little whitt Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 there was a lad with us in benidorm thick as fuck nick name ONE CELL he had to sit a thick as fuck test....name 3 farm animals ???.....he said 3 pigs and 2 sheep so i tried it on my thick as fuck bird as a laugh pig sheeps elephant dog cat at elephant i had tears in my eyes Quote
Sweep Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 They have elephants on some farms in India, perhaps that's what she was thinking of.... Anyway, everybody know the answer is Cow Manatee Goat Quote
Flannel Truscott Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 I'm stunned you've spelt elephant right not once but twice!! Quote
DazBob Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 there was a lad with us in benidorm thick as fuck nick name ONE CELL he had to sit a thick as fuck test....name 3 farm animals ???.....he said 3 pigs and 2 sheep so i tried it on my thick as fuck bird as a laugh pig sheeps elephant dog cat at elephant i had tears in my eyes Who typed this for you? Quote
fatolive Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 used to do a quiz, that had a bonus question at the end that you got chance to answer if a previously bought raffle ticket was drawn out, if you answered correctly you won the pot, or a minimum of ?100 and it built up each week after successive failed attempts to answer that weeks question. The question was usually ridiculously hard, and without stating the obvious, was the type of question you either knew or didn't and a guess would rarely win. any way, mate gets up one week and the question was something like which early impressionist artist was born on St Thomas island and works include entree du village (or something like that cant remember the exact question), but my mate, was up at the microphone,being pressed for an answer by the quiz master, rubbing his forehead mumbling " early impressionist early impressionist,...... er, I'm gonna go with ....... Mike Yarwood!!!!!!!!!!! fucking Mike Yarwood, I ask you, I didn't know like, but fuckin hell would have guessed van Gogh or someone like that, but no, his idea of an early impressionist artist was Mike yarwood !!!! Quote
leigh white Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 Pee Brennan was one of the thickest numbnuts i knew but was good for a laugh, when working in Dover some of the lads decided to get passports for a trip over to France, he said to the lads can you get me one, i fancy a trip over myself. Another classic was we he did an armed robbery in a dry cleaners in Tyldesley, he ended up running out with a sewing machine. Quote
Snow_white Posted April 27, 2012 Posted April 27, 2012 There's an apocryphal tale that a postie in Walkden by the name of Spaceman left a note on his front door saying, "Gone to Scotland to kill myself, see you on Monday." Quote
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