How many more are to follow ?

 

Getting beyond a joke now

btw

 

 

initials to live up to

 

 

 

 

 

John Coltrane

Why did you mention my grandad? going just off on here, we're very very not alike. Maybe that's the problem, though some say we are negatively similar about Bolton.

It's not even long on it, my grandad been dead for years.

 

Heroes

 

jay jay okocha - need i say more sam allardyce my grandad- he once gave me 5 pound because i said he sounded like a camel hahahaha

 

 

 

 

 

 

does skysports news know?

Girls, come on.....

btw, sorry about your late grandad

btw, sorry about your late grandad

 

It's fine but I felt hurt reading that I looked like a deceased person

This turned well gay.

Heroes

 

jay jay okocha - need i say more sam allardyce my grandad- he once gave me 5 pound because i said he sounded like a camel hahahaha

 

 

 

 

 

 

does skysports news know?

 

I can't even remember this.

before I was in a good mood, now i'm fantasing about torture

so still in a good mood then?

so still in a good mood then?

 

yeah the tissues have come out haha

we are probably more alike than you think, after all, our initials are the same

 

John Coffey - Do you leave a light on after bedtime? Because I get a little scared in the dark sometimes. If it's a strange place.

 

It's not even long on it, my grandad been dead for years.

 

Can we go over the story about his funeral, sorry for his passing but lets be honest, it is a goodun.

John Coffey - Do you leave a light on after bedtime? Because I get a little scared in the dark sometimes. If it's a strange place.

 

Can we go over the story about his funeral, sorry for his passing but lets be honest, it is a goodun.

 

Better than Ollie crashing his car at the McDs drive thru and setting fire to himself?

Better than Ollie crashing his car at the McDs drive thru and setting fire to himself?

 

Better than Stan not wanting Sky tv?

Better than Ollie crashing his car at the McDs drive thru and setting fire to himself?

 

Yes

 

Better than Stan not wanting Sky tv?

 

Hmmmmm, no.

Right fuck it, here goes.

 

Sorry Did's, I know it pisses you off but come on, it is funny.

 

Diddles granddad passes away and Did's goes to the funeral. Imagine his surprise when he see's his girlfriend there.

 

"What you doing here" asks Diddles.

"I'm here for my Grandads funeral" replies his Mrs.

 

Theres a moment of confusion..........

 

Imagine his face as it slowly dawns on Diddles that he has been balls deep in his own cousin all this time!!!!!!

 

Brilliant.

 

 

 

the trafford centre is another place, its blindingly obvious what goes on their too

don't get me started.

 

I know a teenager that was very nearly raped I'm the toilets by an Asian lad. luckily the girl in question knew how to handle herself and fought him off. He ran off with lass after him and the security caught him.

 

The police's fantastic idea was to show her a book with the mug shots about 2 weeks later with way to many pictures to distinguish which one. She narrowed it down to 2. Police couldn't do anything as she could not say which one it was despite them having him on cctv.

 

 

Right fuck it, here goes.

 

Sorry Did's, I know it pisses you off but come on, it is funny.

 

Diddles granddad passes away and Did's goes to the funeral. Imagine his surprise when he see's his girlfriend there.

 

"What you doing here" asks Diddles.

"I'm here for my Grandads funeral" replies his Mrs.

 

Theres a moment of confusion..........

 

Imagine his face as it slowly dawns on Diddles that he has been balls deep in his own cousin all this time!!!!!!

 

Brilliant.

 

 

Oh dear,another "Report" coming our way

Right fuck it, here goes.

 

Sorry Did's, I know it pisses you off but come on, it is funny.

 

Diddles granddad passes away and Did's goes to the funeral. Imagine his surprise when he see's his girlfriend there.

 

"What you doing here" asks Diddles.

"I'm here for my Grandads funeral" replies his Mrs.

 

Theres a moment of confusion..........

 

Imagine his face as it slowly dawns on Diddles that he has been balls deep in his own cousin all this time!!!!!!

 

Brilliant.

 

Can't believe I missed this???

 

I'd references but I thought it was just a wind up!

 

And he actually told this story on here? Where?

 

Brilliant, just brilliant!!

He was outed on here as the guy off BA who fingered his cousin. He told the story to give a little bit of background to how the rumour came about.

 

 

It didn't help his plight.

Right fuck it, here goes.

 

Sorry Did's, I know it pisses you off but come on, it is funny.

 

Diddles granddad passes away and Did's goes to the funeral. Imagine his surprise when he see's his girlfriend there.

 

"What you doing here" asks Diddles.

"I'm here for my Grandads funeral" replies his Mrs.

 

Theres a moment of confusion..........

 

Imagine his face as it slowly dawns on Diddles that he has been balls deep in his own cousin all this time!!!!!!

 

Brilliant.

 

 

rofl

 

no wonder he is the way he is, must be traumatised

He's a racist violent threatening hooligan thug. Anewman, what was he before?

 

You've just made his day

That was 4 years ago, don't even go on Myspace anymore and not touched alcohol for like 3 and half years.

 

Why????????? Not having a go,just wondering,my dad always said,never trust a man who doesnt drink

 

 

Why????????? Not having a go,just wondering,my dad always said,never trust a man who doesnt drink

 

I'm very trustworthy thankyou very much. Having said that fiddles might have hit the booze after keeping it in the family.

He's a sh!thouse really & I bet Diddles will knock fcuk out of him; I reckon I could take him whoever he is & I'm a manc sh!tbag!!!!

He's a sh!thouse really & I bet Diddles will knock fcuk out of him; I reckon I could take him whoever he is & I'm a manc sh!tbag!!!!

 

 

bring it on dwarfboy