anewman Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 He's a sh!thouse really & I bet Diddles will knock fcuk out of him; I reckon I could take him whoever he is & I'm a manc sh!tbag!!!! bring it on dwarfboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M G WHITES Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 I'm very trustworthy thankyou very much. Having said that fiddles might have hit the booze after keeping it in the family. Well done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Well I found the joke funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted May 13, 2012 Moderators Share Posted May 13, 2012 excuse me????? i swear to god if i see you one day i will knock you into next week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Right fuck it, here goes. Sorry Did's, I know it pisses you off but come on, it is funny. Diddles granddad passes away and Did's goes to the funeral. Imagine his surprise when he see's his girlfriend there. "What you doing here" asks Diddles. "I'm here for my Grandads funeral" replies his Mrs. Theres a moment of confusion.......... Imagine his face as it slowly dawns on Diddles that he has been balls deep in his own cousin all this time!!!!!! Brilliant. No, No, No, No all wrong, all wrong. It wasn't my Grandad, the person who died was my Auntie's husband, this man was the girl I was going out with Grandad. We had no idea and yes it was a shock to find out when she was there at the funeral, but we were young, only 15 or so and it ended as soon as we knew, maybe when you go out with people, you should ask all their family details. We kissed for sure, but at that age no sexual stuff happened, it wasn't even a proper thing, you know just a school thing, she lived other side of Bolton and I was more into football at Premier Fives, which at that age I did almost every night (floodlights permitting if dark and if the gates were open) We had no idea, I don't even know if we're related, he wasn't my mums brother, just in our family because of my Auntie marrying him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted May 13, 2012 Members Share Posted May 13, 2012 the person who died was my Auntie's husband, Your uncle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted May 13, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted May 13, 2012 Is he *The* Uncle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted May 13, 2012 Moderators Share Posted May 13, 2012 Man from UNCLE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Is he *The* Uncle? No that prick is only an uncle by name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted May 13, 2012 Members Share Posted May 13, 2012 Why did he beat you up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Not me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 (edited) for fingering at a funeral. Edited January 24, 2021 by Traf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted May 13, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted May 13, 2012 I reckon he fingered him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Wanderer Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Diddles you need to meet up with anewman and you'll find out that he is is actually a gay black dwarf who is very left wing who is soft as shite. He won't touch you he's all mouth. Now pack it in and play nice or I'll take the toys off the lot of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted May 13, 2012 Author Share Posted May 13, 2012 very ironic conversation with an asian shopkeeper mate of mine today. he said in the broadest Bolton accent ''those P@@@' bastards want fucking shooting,they're giving us a bad name.'' he went on to further comment that there is great uproar in the Asian community about this and a great big can of worms has been opened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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