July 22, 201214 yr I met a girl last night and I've arranged to shag her But for some unknown reason I told her I couldn't until 21st September Not a fucking clue why, that's how shitfaced I was
July 22, 201214 yr And I only know that cause she text me this morning and asked if we were still on for 21st, When I got the text I thought I'd arranged to go to a 21st
July 22, 201214 yr Some dirty horrible 50+ accused me of looking at her body and asked me to take her home tonight, if she wouldn't of asked I still wouldn't because she looked like him out of The Carry On Films with the black hair. This lads rocking Turns out the said woman got six month for slitting her hubbies neck, I attract loonies me.
July 22, 201214 yr Only 6 months? Was she doing the world a favour and the judge agreed he ought to have had his throat cut?
July 22, 201214 yr And I only know that cause she text me this morning and asked if we were still on for 21st, When I got the text I thought I'd arranged to go to a 21st Best two posts I have read on here ever! Ha ha She must be some catch if she has agreed to be put on ice for two months. Got any pictures of said lass?
July 22, 201214 yr Some dirty horrible 50+ accused me of looking at her body and asked me to take her home tonight, if she wouldn't of asked I still wouldn't because she looked like him out of The Carry On Films with the black hair. This lads rocking Mid 60's he means.
July 22, 201214 yr Only 6 months? Was she doing the world a favour and the judge agreed he ought to have had his throat cut? I was working last night and she was after shagging all the boozer before I got in. God she was minging, but may of had the best ever cunt taste I've ever tasted :-)
July 22, 201214 yr I met a girl last night and I've arranged to shag her But for some unknown reason I told her I couldn't until 21st September Not a fucking clue why, that's how shitfaced I was That is truly brilliant
July 22, 201214 yr I was working last night and she was after shagging all the boozer before I got in. God she was minging, but may of had the best ever cunt taste I've ever tasted :-) That's me no longer wanting any tea.
July 22, 201214 yr I was working last night and she was after shagging all the boozer before I got in. God she was minging, but may of had the best ever cunt taste I've ever tasted :-)
July 23, 201214 yr feeling it today, only went out for one or two with billybear and got hammered. Think ive signed up for heaton cricket club too, must lay off the beer makes me do silly things
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