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Rough As Fuck Roll Call

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No, theyre not really friends of mine

 

But brides parents are bessy mates of my wifes parents

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  • jules_darby
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    If you'd never been and only read NB et al's posts on Horwich you'd be forgiven for expecting this   

  • MancWanderer
    MancWanderer

    In. Rolled in at 3am sat morning. Text at 9am offering a free ticket to City/Bournemouth.   Sat in The Whisky Jar in the NQ at 12.30 with 2 for £6 TsingTao and a couple of whisky liveners   City S

  • Quite right, too.   Print this off and stick it up in your home:

Small world

 

It was a good do pal

Long time since I've done 3 consecutive nights out and surprisingly fresh today. Bit worrying really!

Long time since I've done 3 consecutive nights out and surprisingly fresh today. Bit worrying really!

 

That will hit you tomorrow pal

The last time I did 3 nights in a row was my stag do over 2 years back, I very nearly turned into a alcoholic, i was shaking like mad and craving a drink the morning after my first night back home.

 

 

That will hit you tomorrow pal

 

If it doesn't I'll try again next weekend!

That's the spirit

It's all about the practice.

2 wedding dos this weekend. but ok today

 

as nb said, stamina is critical as you get older

I was fine this morning, was cunted last night to, although I got in at 12. Can't stay out much longer than that these days tbh.

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I am still in.

 

29 hours since alcohol passed my lips too. WTF?!

I am still in.

 

29 hours since alcohol passed my lips too. WTF?!

hursty did not get home till 6

did you drag him back to your new topper

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xxxxxx did not get home till 6

did you drag him back to your new topper

 

Nowt to do with me. Where the fuckety did he get to then?

Nowt to do with me. Where the fuckety did he get to then?

he dont know ha ha ha

ste took that big bird home who dont give BJ's

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Just been for a piss. It looks like Irn-Bru.

if it tasted like piss, it will be irn-bru.

who is in this week?

 

Me again!

 

Wedding again yesterday - ended up getting chinned by the bride

 

#classydo

who is in this week?

 

Me again!

 

Wedding again yesterday - ended up getting chinned by the bride

 

#classydo

 

Hahaha! Brilliant....

 

You need to be in your local for 11am minimum mate....what is your local over there by the way?? my brother drinks in the Mitre.

I am whittle-le-wwods just outside Chigley

 

Lord Nelson / Dog Inn / Half way house

 

No staunch local since a cracking landlord left the Bay Horse 8 years back

 

You may be right about cracking on today - the brides brother snook in 2 litres of vodka and 2 litres of fresh orange and dared me to down 3 pints of screwdrivers!

 

I was never right after that point

who is in this week?

 

Me again!

 

Wedding again yesterday - ended up getting chinned by the bride

 

#classydo

 

What did you say? :D

 

P.S. My iPhone puts Chigley instead of Chorley too!

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Hand on heart I did fuck all wrong

 

There was always going to be a scrap at this do and I was the only fucker there to fight with

 

they have no mates really

 

My misses was made of honour and she got stuck in as well

 

she is good as gold when its circle the waggons time

I am whittle-le-wwods just outside Chigley

 

Lord Nelson / Dog Inn / Half way house

 

No staunch local since a cracking landlord left the Bay Horse 8 years back

 

You may be right about cracking on today - the brides brother snook in 2 litres of vodka and 2 litres of fresh orange and dared me to down 3 pints of screwdrivers!

 

I was never right after that point

 

i only have a few rules in life and one of them is to never drink a drink named after any kind of hand tool!!

 

Im all over the place with hangover buisness...I had 4 pint cans when I got in last night,and when I got up my head was pounding,it felt like id been on a sesh!,but last monday I was bang on it all day,and woke up fresh as a daisy on Tuesday...

 

Think its since I stopped drinking ten pints every night of the week...

 

Get a bacon butty and a sugary tea down your trumpet and get down the pub!.....dont forget the to abuse yourself violently before you do any of this.

Hand on heart I did fuck all wrong

 

There was always going to be a scrap at this do and I was the only fucker there to fight with

 

they have no mates really

 

My misses was made of honour and she got stuck in as well

 

she is good as gold when its circle the waggons time :thumbsup:

Was at a do at manchester235 last night at 4 quid plus a pint I'm not rough this morning

it was £4.50 a pint at this hotel that I was at

 

Thats why I hit the under the table screwdrivers with the brides notright brother

 

He was good as gold to be fair

 

The other brother was a copper and he was a cunt

 

#parforthecourse

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