September 2, 201213 yr Was at a do at manchester235 last night at 4 quid plus a pint I'm not rough this morning A pint of Peroni in my local is that you tight wad!
September 2, 201213 yr A pint of Peroni in my local is that you tight wad! I'd pay it for peroni not carlsberg!
September 2, 201213 yr at a wedding yesterday feel pretty far from clever this morning did the bride chin anyone?
September 2, 201213 yr Can we have a poorly sick one please? Anyone else with this bloody bug going round? I wouldn't mind but I don't even go near children who carry these fucking things. You set of pisscan bastards
September 2, 201213 yr Can we have a poorly sick one please? Anyone else with this bloody bug going round? I wouldn't mind but I don't even go near children who carry these fucking things. You set of pisscan bastards AIDS?
September 2, 201213 yr Author you not twatting about chucking a red ball at 3 lumps of wood today??? Game off. Phew
September 2, 201213 yr AIDS? I don't look like I've got it yet. I think that'll take a few weeks years.
September 2, 201213 yr sky go on laptop, i aint venturing downstairs for more than a minute today (to get water)
September 2, 201213 yr sky go on laptop, i aint venturing downstairs for more than a minute today (to get water) You haven't got Sky on your bedroom tv?
September 2, 201213 yr i havent actually, something i never bothered with, very rare i watch tv upstairs to be honest (odd occasion like this when i cant face going down).
September 2, 201213 yr i havent actually, something i never bothered with, very rare i watch tv upstairs to be honest (odd occasion like this when i cant face going down). Magic eye. Costs next to fuck all. When you're hungover or dying, it's a priceless addition to any boudoir.
September 2, 201213 yr Horrible head. This is not good at all. Vodka jellies and sambuca have a lot to answer for. Dont think the neighbours are happy either seeing as everyone didnt leave till 3.
September 2, 201213 yr You haven't got Sky on your bedroom tv? I dont even have a Telly in my boudoir....
September 2, 201213 yr I dont even have a Telly in my boudoir.... It's essential. You've got a gentleman caller and are on the job for the afternoon. Why ruin it with having to make conversation and stuff. Get the game on or SSN. That'll keep him happy between goes.
September 2, 201213 yr It's essential. You've got a gentleman caller and are on the job for the afternoon. Why ruin it with having to make conversation and stuff. Get the game on or SSN. That'll keep him happy between goes. ....well when you put it that way,fair fucks! I just hate being in bed for any longer than I need to!...spent too much time in there with my mechano set off my tits on pain killers!
September 2, 201213 yr I have a full kebab and a chicken tikka masala unopened so that tells me I was pissed last night and to celebrate, I'm going out again, oh no, my Rough as Fuck Roll Call will be tomorrow at work
September 2, 201213 yr I have a full kebab and a chicken tikka masala unopened so that tells me I was pissed last night and to celebrate, I'm going out again, oh no, my Rough as Fuck Roll Call will be tomorrow at work get that fucker warmed up and get stuck in asap
September 2, 201213 yr just got a whif of my armpits, they dont smell the best at all, cant be arsed getting a shower til the morning pre work
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