Who else is in?

In after beers and wine out with the lads and wags last night

 

Will be reet after a brew and brekkie but does my head in that whenever I booze these days I awake at 5am with my mind racing

Not had a sniff of anything for a week now and by cunt it's boring.

 

gonna try tramedol and white wine this afternoon.

Not had a sniff of anything for a week now and by cunt it's boring.

gonna try tramedol and white wine this afternoon.

better with red

Not had a sniff of anything for a week now and by cunt it's boring.

 

gonna try tramedol and white wine this afternoon.

Last time I did that I bought a pair of snow chains for my shoes and a 6ft spirit level off ebay.

 

Had no idea I had done so until they turned up a few days later.

Last time I did that I bought a pair of snow chains for my shoes and a 6ft spirit level off ebay.

 

Had no idea I had done so until they turned up a few days later.

My dad once bought my mum snow chains for Christmas, she got really excited opening the box thinking there would be tickets for a trip somewhere and snow chains were a clue, they weren't, it was just snow chains, she was livid.

 

He got her advanced driving lessons for her birthday this year, she was again livid "people on the street are going to think I've lost my license getting into a learner car!" She didn't even have one lesson.

 

He will never learn.

My dad once bought my mum snow chains for Christmas, she got really excited opening the box thinking there would be tickets for a trip somewhere and snow chains were a clue, they weren't, it was just snow chains, she was livid.

 

Sounds like my Dad.  When I was a kid, my Mum wanted a Microwave (they'd just come out).  She dropped hundreds of hints and went hell for leather buying gifts for my Dad - new golf club, clothes, aftershave, books and a gold chain.

 

He got her a Paul Young tape.

Just spent £34 on various food items in Co-op to feed the hangover. None of it really makes a meal.

 

Don't go food shopping hungover is the moral of the story

Just spent £34 on various food items in Co-op to feed the hangover. None of it really makes a meal.

 

Don't go food shopping hungover is the moral of the story

Just been to my local "Nisa" for a bottle of pop to relive mine. On the door they were advertising a meal deal for 4 quid!

 

Chicken Nuggets, Potato Waffles, a bag of frozen mixed veg, and a dessert, by way of an Arctic Roll #worsethaniceland.

Just been to my local "Nisa" for a bottle of pop to relive mine. On the door they were advertising a meal deal for 4 quid!

 

Chicken Nuggets, Potato Waffles, a bag of frozen mixed veg, and a dessert, by way of an Arctic Roll #worsethaniceland.

that's ridiculous! Everybody knows you have beans with chicken nuggets & waffles not fucking mixed veg!

 

P.S. I've moved from the rough as fuck roll call to the sun stroke one.

Last time I did that I bought a pair of snow chains for my shoes and a 6ft spirit level off ebay.

Had no idea I had done so until they turned up a few days later.

Did you also drive to Dundee in your bare feet?

Did you also drive to Dundee in your bare feet?

No but I made a wanking contraption out of an empty bottle of bubble bath,a football sock,some spongey shit out of my sofa cusions,some warm water mixed with hand cream and a squirt of scruffing lotion.

 

Went well with our pegs aerobics DVD featuring that Eric Prydz call on me video.

In. Deary me

Out

 

It's weird

Out

 

It's weird

you should've knocked on at your neighbours then you'd have been in

In massively

Surprisingly not in despite amnesia of the latter part of the evening likely due to several pints too many of Marble's Howgate & Kemp.

 

By 'eck it's a beltin pint.

In,and in work

In,and in work

 

Are you on pegs, heather or knife sharpening today?

Tarmac

Of course, it's Monday.

Tarmac

 

Have you got a bit left over from a job?

Have you got a bit left over from a job?

Fucking hell

Note to self: a night out in leigh doesnt have to include the Waterside!

I'm in, halliwell road, rumworrh hall then town

 

Too old for this shit