September 7, 201411 yr In after beers and wine out with the lads and wags last night Will be reet after a brew and brekkie but does my head in that whenever I booze these days I awake at 5am with my mind racing
September 7, 201411 yr Not had a sniff of anything for a week now and by cunt it's boring. gonna try tramedol and white wine this afternoon.
September 7, 201411 yr Not had a sniff of anything for a week now and by cunt it's boring. gonna try tramedol and white wine this afternoon. better with red
September 7, 201411 yr Not had a sniff of anything for a week now and by cunt it's boring. gonna try tramedol and white wine this afternoon. Last time I did that I bought a pair of snow chains for my shoes and a 6ft spirit level off ebay. Had no idea I had done so until they turned up a few days later.
September 7, 201411 yr Last time I did that I bought a pair of snow chains for my shoes and a 6ft spirit level off ebay. Had no idea I had done so until they turned up a few days later. My dad once bought my mum snow chains for Christmas, she got really excited opening the box thinking there would be tickets for a trip somewhere and snow chains were a clue, they weren't, it was just snow chains, she was livid. He got her advanced driving lessons for her birthday this year, she was again livid "people on the street are going to think I've lost my license getting into a learner car!" She didn't even have one lesson. He will never learn.
September 7, 201411 yr My dad once bought my mum snow chains for Christmas, she got really excited opening the box thinking there would be tickets for a trip somewhere and snow chains were a clue, they weren't, it was just snow chains, she was livid. Sounds like my Dad. When I was a kid, my Mum wanted a Microwave (they'd just come out). She dropped hundreds of hints and went hell for leather buying gifts for my Dad - new golf club, clothes, aftershave, books and a gold chain. He got her a Paul Young tape.
September 7, 201411 yr Just spent £34 on various food items in Co-op to feed the hangover. None of it really makes a meal. Don't go food shopping hungover is the moral of the story
September 7, 201411 yr Just spent £34 on various food items in Co-op to feed the hangover. None of it really makes a meal. Don't go food shopping hungover is the moral of the story Just been to my local "Nisa" for a bottle of pop to relive mine. On the door they were advertising a meal deal for 4 quid! Chicken Nuggets, Potato Waffles, a bag of frozen mixed veg, and a dessert, by way of an Arctic Roll #worsethaniceland.
September 7, 201411 yr Just been to my local "Nisa" for a bottle of pop to relive mine. On the door they were advertising a meal deal for 4 quid! Chicken Nuggets, Potato Waffles, a bag of frozen mixed veg, and a dessert, by way of an Arctic Roll #worsethaniceland. that's ridiculous! Everybody knows you have beans with chicken nuggets & waffles not fucking mixed veg! P.S. I've moved from the rough as fuck roll call to the sun stroke one.
September 7, 201411 yr Last time I did that I bought a pair of snow chains for my shoes and a 6ft spirit level off ebay. Had no idea I had done so until they turned up a few days later. Did you also drive to Dundee in your bare feet?
September 7, 201411 yr Did you also drive to Dundee in your bare feet? No but I made a wanking contraption out of an empty bottle of bubble bath,a football sock,some spongey shit out of my sofa cusions,some warm water mixed with hand cream and a squirt of scruffing lotion. Went well with our pegs aerobics DVD featuring that Eric Prydz call on me video.
September 14, 201411 yr Out It's weird you should've knocked on at your neighbours then you'd have been in
September 14, 201411 yr Surprisingly not in despite amnesia of the latter part of the evening likely due to several pints too many of Marble's Howgate & Kemp. By 'eck it's a beltin pint.
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