She's rapidly become my TV chef of choice.

She would have to have it. That is all.

i'de like to stick a ladle up her ass.

 

and shoot my mess on her busters

I would lick custard off her all night.

Id like to put a slow cooker on her head and beat her with my erection till she fell over.

I'd be more than happy to rim her all night

 

Proper woman

 

52 years old as well

Looking at her on telly she looks delish.

 

.. but I wonder what she looks like without the slap and without those items of clothing that smooth all the fat around the body. I bet the bits of her that aren't botoxed, snipped and lifted don't look too pleasant either.

 

I'd settle for her to remain fully clothed, apart from maybe one exposed breast while she pipes me off. The lucky thing.

Fat posh birds do nowt for me.

 

I might though, only as an act of class warfare.

Must admit I had a chuckle at the video, well edited

Fat posh birds do nowt for me.

 

I might though, only as an act of class warfare.

 

Let it go FFS Mick, That war is over. You lost.