Right me and a select group of pals are planning the lads holiday of all time....

 

First stop a week AI in ocean cancun for spring break starting 16th march. That bits all taken care of, the question then is do we fly to LA or San Fransisco for the next 3 nights of fun???

 

After that its a drive through to Vegas for 3 nights before flying to New York for 4 nights for Easter weekend before flying back to manc.

 

Could do with a steer off the good folk of WW. San Fran or LA or squeeze both in? Hotels for Vegas / New York? Things to do that can simply not be missed?

 

You get the gist.....

Biggish Dave, the 4th emergency service!

...If you want lower end, the bridge between NYNY and Excalibur is your best port of call in the early hours!

 

 

Morbid curiosity got the better of me, so I took to GoogleMaps Streetview (perhaps more accurately 'StreetwalkerView'?)

 

Anyhow, is this two holidaymakers - with the woman flouncing off? Or a punter and a brass - him sheepishly following her? What do you reckon? She hasn't got a bag of any kind - which kind of makes me wonder if she's unlikely to be a tourist...

 

 

 

Edit: I forgot to mention, it's taken from nearby under the bridge described.

Edited March 27, 201313 yr by Youri McAnespie

Right gents, I'm trying to upload images but they're both too big even when I compress!!!

Right gents, I'm trying to upload images but they're both too big even when I compress!!!

 

Photobucket?

Photobucket?

 

That's not very nice.

 

Tell your Aunty NB what to do & I shall oblige.

Sign up for photobucket. Upload the image like you would on faecesbook. Then click the link and it copies the link for you and then past that in here.

 

Simples.

Here we go:

 

 

Birch's new best mate

http://s1356.photobucket.com/user/NoBalls69/media/birch2_zpsb7ae9a00.jpg.html

 

Birch's holiday romance

http://s1356.photobucket.com/user/NoBalls69/media/birch1_zpsa7e4e618.jpg.html

Ha ha

 

Love it

 

Good work NB!

Open them with windows picture viewer then press the 'print screen' key. Paste the screenshot into Windows Paint then cut the image from that and paste into a new image. Primitive - but it works to reduce the resolution of a picture and takes two seconds.

 

I'm sure there's more 'techy' and less 'mongy' ways to reduce the size (mb) wise of an image, but this is the way I do it.

 

I used to design websites once! I thought you didn't forget things...

 

Edit: Ignore the above, beat to the punch

Edited March 27, 201313 yr by Youri McAnespie

Or alternatively you could just open the link and look, smile then move on to another subject.

What's it say on The Dude's cardboard?

Fuck me, Mr Logic. Can you see it better now.

http://s1356.photobucket.com/user/NoBalls69/media/birch2_zps3bf0f484.jpg.html

 

 

http://s1356.photobucket.com/user/NoBalls69/media/birch1_zps5284d933.jpg.html

Ta

 

I'd plus one you but I've used all today's quota 'bigging-up' the SKD hatering Darkslime Praisers.

Glad to see you're still with us pal, enjoy your last week America is fooking ace and get some shagging done.

Fuck me, Mr Logic. Can you see it better now.

http://s1356.photobucket.com/user/NoBalls69/media/birch2_zps3bf0f484.jpg.html

 

 

http://s1356.photobucket.com/user/NoBalls69/media/birch1_zps5284d933.jpg.html

 

Mr Logic

 

Have a +1 cos that's funny.

the whale is looking at him taking the pic

Birch

 

Get to Tryst or XS

 

You will not be disappointed with the "tail"

the whale is looking at him taking the pic

 

Good spot, he's fucking blown any chance he had there.*

 

Should be careful though, them fatties have quite a temper and can be handy with it too - if 'The Jerry Springer Show' is anything to go by.

 

If she did attack Birch in an outburst of pent-up, self-loathing fuelled rage - at least the lads he's with could shout "Tharrr she blows!"

 

 

 

 

 

*...I have spotted a big fatty that's getting run through though should I not have anything in the bag come 3am!

 

Edited March 28, 201313 yr by Youri McAnespie

Her fella busted me as well, on the pre cropped image you. Can see it, only on the after crop can you see her spying me!

 

NB get the pre crop up!

Just to keep you all in suspenders I have a photo of some tail Birch has sent me.

I won't be able to upload till tonight though......

 

I hope it compares well to my lovely Cindy!!!

 

She was ugliest brass I could find

By the way Birch.... $150 on 17 black

 

can't fail

Just seen the pic Birch, & that whale beats any munter I could find... well done