Right me and a select group of pals are planning the lads holiday of all time....

 

First stop a week AI in ocean cancun for spring break starting 16th march. That bits all taken care of, the question then is do we fly to LA or San Fransisco for the next 3 nights of fun???

 

After that its a drive through to Vegas for 3 nights before flying to New York for 4 nights for Easter weekend before flying back to manc.

 

Could do with a steer off the good folk of WW. San Fran or LA or squeeze both in? Hotels for Vegas / New York? Things to do that can simply not be missed?

 

You get the gist.....

 

 

Jammy bastard

 

It won't count as a success though unless you are pictured in a police snap, having been arrested for blowing bing up a hookers arse through a hundred dollar bill.

Piece of piss that for birch.

It's on the list spider

 

Any more deviant requests just say and I will try and squeeze them all in

Spiders will be ticked off the list at Manchester airport.

Bang a spastic.

Bang a spastic.

 

Fucking roflcopter.

 

 

Fuck me!

 

Landed 4 hours ago and have already invested in the biggest sack of the most amazing bing!

 

How good is the bing in Mexico?!

 

Fuck the tail!

This bing is too strong

 

I'm having a heart attack!

You're a disgrace. Get the tail tailed.

Wonderful opening to the tales of tail (or not maybe) from our Birch

 

I look forward to alot more

If he's not being bummed by a gang of Mexicans in a jailhouse by tonight ill be amazed.

Birchy got 20 years

He's being bummed by Mexican queers.

How are the brasses Birch?

Fuck me!

 

24 hours in and still no tail, I have spent 6 of them locked in a bathroom shaking like fuck mind.

 

I have spotted a big fatty that's getting run through though should I not have anything in the bag come 3am!

 

Coco bongo tonight, need to get some more bing!!

Fuck me!

 

24 hours in and still no tail, I have spent 6 of them locked in a bathroom shaking like fuck mind.

 

I have spotted a big fatty that's getting run through though should I not have anything in the bag come 3am!

 

Coco bongo tonight, need to get some more bing!!

 

Quality the madness of youth love it:)

Weaning myself off the cocain with some E's these yanks have brought with them

 

Purple but nice as fuck!!

Weaning myself off the cocain with some E's these yanks have brought with them

 

Purple but nice as fuck!!

 

get some of them bath salts pal

Fuck me!

 

Landed 4 hours ago and have already invested in the biggest sack of the most amazing bing!

 

How good is the bing in Mexico?!

 

Fuck the tail!

 

Ive been Twice over the Spring Break period its fcuking mental and yes the bing is the best I have ever had, happy times

Pics required Birch!

Birchy got 20 years

He's being bummed by Mexican queers.

Starting to look that way. 3 days and counting.....

He has survived Mexico and is en route to San Fransisco, he has developed a side parting and has been caught wearing Toms though....

He has survived Mexico and is en route to San Fransisco, he has developed a side parting and has been caught wearing Toms though....

 

If he comes to the match in a onesie, I will stab him.

It's official, I'm alive, just!

 

Mexico was a mess, went from purple pills to double barreled Mitzies full of speed and didn't sleep for 3 days. Fell asleep in cancun airport and nearly missed the flight to San Fran "last call for lee birchall" my mate was holding the plane doors open when I got there!

 

San Fran was touristy and not much else

 

Done a 15 hour schlepp across California in a mustang that hurt like hell and I'm now on hour 10 in Vegas! Done good on roulette and am just sat here having a beer thinking of the next plan of attack? It's half 1 and I'm on my Todd on the stripp with $500 burning a hole in my pocket!

 

Any suggestions?

 

Tail wise it's been dreadful! We went upmarket on the hotel in cancun and got it all wrong. No spring breakers in site just minted young professional couples including NFL players. Shit for shagging but made some great mates stat side whiplike to take lots of pills, never a bad thing.

 

I'm starting to get nervous mind, been in Vegas 12 hours flashing a nice was of bunce and even the braces are not showing themselves! I'm losing my touch. I use to attract brasses like a fly to on of those UV jobs in a kebab shop. I'm in Vegas and nothing?!

 

All good though so far, top trip!

Pissed by the way for what that's worth!

 

Ps jazz a got a cracking pic for you, I will what's app it NB. And she can do the honours

Just to keep you all in suspenders I have a photo of some tail Birch has sent me.

I won't be able to upload till tonight though......

The bar in Cosmopolitan with all the chandeliers gets a few brasses in there as does the Zuri in MGM. If you want lower end, the bridge between NYNY and Excalibur is your best port of call in the early hours!

 

Get yourself upto playboy/moon in palms too - loads of fluff up there