gonzo Posted December 14, 2012 Posted December 14, 2012 Shut up! Where's the fun in coming out with statements like that? haha...sarcasm dearest,sarcasm... Jay is right....I'm nothing but a stinking thug with drug issues. Quote
Big_Sharps Posted December 14, 2012 Author Posted December 14, 2012 He's grooming you J I bet he follows you in the sauna. I don't think you can be younger than the person you are attempting to groom. Quote
leigh white Posted December 14, 2012 Posted December 14, 2012 Bouncers outside Scott's " Fuck me, whats that smell " ,His mate, " It's alright, that's Gonzo reeking of crime. " Quote
no balls Posted December 14, 2012 Posted December 14, 2012 I don't think you can be younger than the person you are attempting to groom. You can. Smiffs and his bird are younger than me, the swinging deviant filthy stinkers. Quote
leigh white Posted December 14, 2012 Posted December 14, 2012 You can. Smiffs and his bird are younger than me, the swinging deviant filthy stinkers. Dont let them buy you a chippy tea up Scout Road at all costs. Quote
gonzo Posted December 15, 2012 Posted December 15, 2012 "Erm their all posting pictures of dicks and guys shitting on each other." ....Posted by Kenster on BA tonight... Quote
Andydee Posted December 15, 2012 Posted December 15, 2012 Must have missed the alaskan pipelines. Quote
gonzo Posted December 15, 2012 Posted December 15, 2012 Must have missed the alaskan pipelines. Aka Shit rockets. Quote
Andydee Posted December 15, 2012 Posted December 15, 2012 I was at my g/daughter's b/d party and couldn't tell anyone why I was stood in a corner pissing my sides. Quote
gonzo Posted December 15, 2012 Posted December 15, 2012 I was at my g/daughter's b/d party and couldn't tell anyone why I was stood in a corner pissing my sides. Safe to say,if them pictures were still on here now this board would be having a 'database error' when happy strolled in with his morning papers tomorrow! Quote
leigh white Posted December 15, 2012 Posted December 15, 2012 "Erm their all posting pictures of dicks and guys shitting on each other." ....Posted by Kenster on BA tonight... Showing the highest form of flattery then. Quote
Smiffs Posted December 15, 2012 Posted December 15, 2012 "Erm their all posting pictures of dicks and guys shitting on each other." ....Posted by Kenster on BA tonight... Wanker Coming on here joining the banter then running off shouting 'Sir Sir, the naughty boys are being rude' Pisspatch Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted December 15, 2012 Posted December 15, 2012 Meanwhile in East Africa... Kiweweesi Bum Sex Scandal Deepens Pastor Kiweweesi’s bum shafting scandal has taken a dangerously amazing twist! Five other boys have come up and claim the pastor also assaulted them sexually and terrorised their behinds. Pastor Isaac Kyobe Kiweweesi is the senior pastor of Kansanga Miracle Centre which he started in 1992 from humble beginnings. David Arinaitwe, a member of the church since 2002, on Monday opened Pandora’s Box and accused Kiweweesi of rocking from the rear. Arinaitwe said the pastor sodomised him and convinced him to keep it a secret. He said the man of God, who is married, is a raging homosexual and sadomasochist like the legendary Max Mosley of Formula One. Kiweweesi, who brands himself as a righteous man of God, has been shamed and his name lies in complete tatters after Arinaitwe opened up a criminal case at Kabalagala police Station. In the file, Arinaitwe says Kiwewesi is nothing but a SERIAL BUM SHAFTER who snatches young boys and sodomises them. The pastor was also accused of being a LIAR as well as a SEXUAL PERVERT who enjoys chilling Nazi-style sado-masochistic sex orgies with boys. Cops at Kabalagala Police Station are busy investigating the allegations registered under reference number xxxxxxxx. But as Kiweweesi is still reeling from the horrific tale of ARINAITWE, five other boys came up last night and accused the same man of bum-shafting them. We have confirmed that at least three have approached the police and have opened up files alleging he sodomised them. Four of them who accuse Kiweweesi of the most heinous sex crime allege that he sodomised them in turn for several years but they were always scared of coming out in the open. The alleged victims of Kiweweesi’s daggling whopper have been identified as Kaddu, Kabanda, Kasibante, Wanyama and one Mulingo. We have decided not to reveal their full names until they have finalized recording their statements at police. One of the victims revealed to us how he got angered by the pastor’s crazy appetite for bums and fought him before he left the church.“He tried to rape me and I was tired of him bonking me in the anus so I boxed him on the face and he nursed a swollen face for over a week. He pounced on me with his whopper in one hand and tried to shaft me but I overpowered him. I fought him,” the boy who declined to be identified because of the sensitivity of the matter told us last night. In his ordeal to Red Pepper, another victim called Kaddu whom the pastor loved so much and over shafted, got complications that led to an operation in which one of his kidneys had to be removed. Sources close to the pastor say the boy was bonked so seriously in the bum, he contracted an infection which affected his digestive and urinary tract.“He shafted him senselessly that the poor boy paid with his kidney, he (Kiweweesi) keeps this one (Kaddu) close to him because if he came out publicly that would be the end of the career as a preacher,” our source said. Kiweweesi married to gorgeous Shasha in a mega wedding at Namboole Stadium. Over 50,000 guests were invited to attend the celebrity nuptials. Quote
leigh white Posted December 15, 2012 Posted December 15, 2012 Meanwhile in East Africa... I always knew i had summert on the filthy cunt.http://i519.photobucket.com/albums/u353/leighwhite58/vdmlq0-1.jpg[/img]"]http:// Quote
Guest Frandsen08 Posted December 15, 2012 Posted December 15, 2012 i hope this forum never changes. Quote
MickyD Posted December 15, 2012 Posted December 15, 2012 Where did I state I was in the wrong, I just know full well that if that cunt hadnt of emailed them that I would not have been pulled into any meeting. I can assure you that I am not the only one that is doing it. But surely if this was to become the basis of your defence then it becomes the grassing your first post despises. Would you say to your line manager that "Hey, I'm not the only one!" In the hope that they can't sack all of you? Where do I say I have said that, I was merely replying to all the jobsworth who are making out I am doing it 24/7 and I am the only one doing it. I had no intention of stitching anyone up, told them fair enough I shouldnt be doing it. I'd say that, when you raise the point that you aren't the only one doing it, you are feeling as though you are being treated unfairly. Whether or not you use this in your defence is down to you. I didn't say you would use it, I said if you use it. Quote
anewman Posted December 15, 2012 Posted December 15, 2012 Just take the punishment and get on with it FFs Quote
kennster97 Posted December 15, 2012 Posted December 15, 2012 Wanker Coming on here joining the banter then running off shouting 'Sir Sir, the naughty boys are being rude' Pisspatch Fuck off you cunt Quote
Carlos Posted December 15, 2012 Posted December 15, 2012 Bye bye Kenneth, come back when you are old enough. This is a board for adults. Quote
Guest Posted December 15, 2012 Posted December 15, 2012 Fuck off you cunt Ah, the innocence of youth Quote
MickyD Posted December 15, 2012 Posted December 15, 2012 Fuck off you cunt Let me guess, 97 will be your year of birth. At 15/16 you need to be careful who you try to impress with your hardness. Quote
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