December 17, 201213 yr I've gone festive too, just for you diddles save me buying you a card. Your headbutting man has been twisting my melon for 6 years!
December 17, 201213 yr Wilfred Bramble, his fur trim looks really grimy and 'off-white' - that's the trouble with folk these days, no pride. He should get some 'dolly blue' in with his next wash (as my late mam used to say, fuck knows what it is).
December 17, 201213 yr Mother Christmas wants some cream on her pudding. You need Baby Jesus in your life this festive season.
December 17, 201213 yr Wilfred Bramble, his fur trim looks really grimy and 'off-white' - that's the trouble with folk these days, no pride. He should get some 'dolly blue' in with his next wash (as my late mam used to say, fuck knows what it is). You really don't know what Dolly Blue is?
December 17, 201213 yr You really don't know what Dolly Blue is? I presume it's like Acdo? I've a vague recollection of something being in a 'wrap' - of the similar kind of paper that salt in 'salt 'n' shake' crisps came in. I do, however, know that grimy nets and an un-donkeystoned doorstep were signs of a complete slag dwelling within. Christ on a bike, I sound like Alan Bennett... I'm 'only' 36 FFS. Edited December 17, 201213 yr by Youri McAnespie
December 17, 201213 yr You have had some good guidance then. Looked like a little blue linen wrapped lump formed on the end of a peg. We had a gas powered boiling tub in the corner of the kitchen. All the whites went in that with a dolly blue. To this day, I have seen nothing which results in a brighter white. In next weeks episode, the advantages of Acdo.................................
December 17, 201213 yr Smiffs, is that Foghorn Leghorn on your underpants? Edited December 17, 201213 yr by no balls
December 17, 201213 yr Smiffs, is that Foghorn Leghorn on your underpants? They're my sexiest Joe Boggs undies them you cheeky cow. Bleached every Thursday whether they need it or not.
December 17, 201213 yr They're my sexiest Joe Boggs undies them you cheeky cow. Bleached every Thursday whether they need it or not. Poked in a bucket with a stick.
December 17, 201213 yr Only after I've emptied the piss out of it. You know what its like when you cant be arsed getting out of bed and walking to the bathroom on these cold winter nights...
December 17, 201213 yr Only after I've emptied the piss out of it. You know what its like when you cant be arsed getting out of bed and walking to the bathroom on these cold winter nights... Get a pot under your bed for goodness sake, you lazy heathen. Put it under JD's side though. I'm still not happy with her, the lanky cow!
December 17, 201213 yr Mother Christmas was an improvement on all the gay shit. Admit it, you like looking at widgies.
December 17, 201213 yr Admit it, you like looking at widgies. That camp in America cost a lot of money, pack it in!
December 17, 201213 yr That camp in America cost a lot of money, pack it in! It doesn't make you a bad mon. You'll fit in with the cliche if you succumb. Edited December 17, 201213 yr by no balls
December 17, 201213 yr It doesn't make you a bad mon. You'll fit in with the cliche if you succumb. he can fuck off the big Knobhead
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