December 20, 201213 yr You can do 3 things. For me :- 1) go and see the people I've hurt in my life and say sorry. 2) go and see all my family and give them a hug and a kiss. 3) get myself a huge bag of coke and a bus load of high class escorts.
December 21, 201213 yr 'And into the pit of fire did falleth the men, the Lord proclaimed "thou shant stiff the arse of your brother"' Smiffs 4:12
December 21, 201213 yr And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour. Revelation, 8. 1 Never knew me having a massive shit had made it into the bible
December 21, 201213 yr The end of the world has arrived, couytesy of a home brew chilli vodka in the Albert!!
December 21, 201213 yr Deuteronomy 22:23-29 (NLT) If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her. £2.50 or £25? (or a fiver?)
December 21, 201213 yr Smiffs is reet. Just mumbo jumbo. Makes you wonder how millions can 'believe' then? Either thick or in need of a crutch. No other possible explanation. From the religious bodies side, it is simple. Devotees = money, influence and power.
December 21, 201213 yr Sometimes, when I'm talking to an otherwise sensible, rational and intelligent person - I feel like tipping them a wink and saying: "It's all bollocks really, you don't really believe it do you?" I think, deep down in their heart of hearts, even folk as high up in the organization as the Pope probably know it's a load of old horseshit...Stubborn twats.
December 21, 201213 yr Sometimes, when I'm talking to an otherwise sensible, rational and intelligent person - I feel like tipping them a wink and saying: "It's all bollocks really, you don't really believe it do you?" I think, deep down in their heart of hearts, even folk as high up in the organization as the Pope probably know it's a load of old horseshit...Stubborn twats. I think that sometimes , i think c'mon you're smart folks look at the logic, it seems like its only the right wing extremists who fail to believe in any other possibility than the big cheese upstairs.
December 21, 201213 yr Franny...Christmas day, do you want soup or pâté for starter? pate soup please.
December 21, 201213 yr pate soup please. No problem. I'll make sure there are a couple of warm bread buns as well....I know how you love them....warm tight buns
December 21, 201213 yr No problem. I'll make sure there are a couple of warm bread buns as well....I know how you love them....warm tight buns you're too good to me listen i'm fetching down some booze for everyone so i've gone for the following spaz idiot - a couple bottles of 20/20 mrs cwp - lambrini yourself - a crate of skol and some home made brew for everyone else
December 21, 201213 yr whats he like. this sex swiing won't fit in the car, so i've strapped it to the roof
December 21, 201213 yr If I can interrupt you lot and your 'Fist-ive' preparations... Some dumb (and naive, quite fit too) American girl was just on Newsnight, she was going on about how she believed in this Mayan End of Days stuff. She was on some live link-up in front of some Ancient Mayan Pyramids... Newsnight Bloke: "So, if the end is due anytime now, can I ask if you've bought a return ticket to the USA?" Dumb Girl: "Pardon?" Newsnight Bloke: "I was saying, if you believe the World will end today, then I presume you didn't buy a return airline ticket?" Dumb Girl: "I'm sorry you're breaking up, I can't hear you and anyway I'm just trying to enjoy myself here so..." He should've Paxman'ed her, I would've A coke-fuelled Paxmaning, saying we were in, well, wherever the Mayans lived, I bet it's cheap as chips there. Edited December 21, 201213 yr by Youri McAnespie
December 21, 201213 yr whats he like. this sex swiing won't fit in the car, so i've strapped it to the roof Excellent, can you bring down that leather headed stap-on dildo you've told me about, he's left his a LWs house
December 21, 201213 yr Excellent, can you bring down that leather headed stap-on dildo you've told me about, he's left his a LWs house i'll fetch this one, seeing as its christmas
December 21, 201213 yr I was presuming you would anyway. By the way, your Onesie is in the wash and will be freshly ironed by the morrow
December 21, 201213 yr I was presuming you would anyway. By the way, your Onesie is in the wash and will be freshly ironed by the morrow Mrs CWP a saint as always.
December 21, 201213 yr Mrs CWP a saint as always. Indeed, she's proper moist at the thought of a Lando Calrisian clone (complete with blue cape) arriving shortly.
December 21, 201213 yr Indeed, she's proper moist at the thought of a Lando Calrisian clone (complete with blue cape) arriving shortly. I am pleased about that. although i've had my swede chopped i look more like a young denzel washington Semi? , go on admit it.
You can do 3 things.
For me :-
1) go and see the people I've hurt in my life and say sorry.
2) go and see all my family and give them a hug and a kiss.
3) get myself a huge bag of coke and a bus load of high class escorts.