December 20, 201213 yr You can do 3 things. For me :- 1) go and see the people I've hurt in my life and say sorry. 2) go and see all my family and give them a hug and a kiss. 3) get myself a huge bag of coke and a bus load of high class escorts.
December 20, 201213 yr Family Shag Knockdown that Fergie statue and jump on the fucker, Saddam Hussein style.
December 20, 201213 yr It fucking doesn't. Stop it now, there's people actually think this. I hope natural selection gets rid of those people.
December 20, 201213 yr It fucking doesn't. Stop it now, there's people actually think this. I hope natural selection gets rid of those people. THIS
December 20, 201213 yr Author It fucking doesn't. Stop it now, there's people actually think this. I hope natural selection gets rid of those people. So I need to cancel the hookers?
December 20, 201213 yr Do we know at what time the world ends? - we know it's tomorrow but I need to know exactly what time it ends at, as I've got stuff on my V+Box that I need to watch. Also, allowing for time differences, will it end in China 8 hours before it ends here?
December 20, 201213 yr So I need to cancel the hookers? nope, bring them down with you, we'll just have to make sure they've gone before Mrs CWP gets back from work
December 20, 201213 yr All the planets are lining up in a certain way that will cause the sun to shift axis causing a gigantic solar flare and will obliterate all the planets in out path. It will be done in a jiffy. Today I'm going to... 1.Tarmac a bird. 2.Be Tarmaced by a bird. 3.Tarmac a Tranny.
December 20, 201213 yr Its going to end at 11.11, except for fergie who's world win end 5 minutes later.
December 20, 201213 yr All the planets are lining up in a certain way that will cause the sun to shift axis causing a gigantic solar flare and will obliterate all the planets in out path. It will be done in a jiffy. Today I'm going to... 1.Tarmac a bird. 2.Be Tarmaced by a bird. 3.Tarmac a Tranny. if you were allowed a 4th, would it be...... 4. Be Tarmaced by a Tranny
December 20, 201213 yr Kill the people I hate bum my wife then spend the rest of the time eating kebabs
December 20, 201213 yr All the planets are lining up in a certain way that will cause the sun to shift axis causing a gigantic solar flare and will obliterate all the planets in out path. It will be done in a jiffy. Today I'm going to... 1.Tarmac a bird. 2.Be Tarmaced by a bird. 3.Tarmac a Tranny. this solar flare will it defrost my alasken pipelines
December 20, 201213 yr I take it I don't want to know what tarmacing is! Very similar to a Cleveland Steamer IIRC.
December 20, 201213 yr if you were allowed a 4th, would it be...... 4. Be Tarmaced by a Tranny Possibly... Although Ive always wanted to shove a rolled up copy of White Love Fanzine up a birds shitter.
December 20, 201213 yr shall i not bother taking the chicken out to defrost for tomorrow then? you wont need to the solar flare will defost it for you
December 20, 201213 yr All the planets are lining up in a certain way that will cause the sun to shift axis causing a gigantic solar flare and will obliterate all the planets in out path. You need to watch more Discovery & less Redtube, dolly.
December 20, 201213 yr Do we know what time this is happening as I'm expecting a delivery tomorrow afternoon.
December 20, 201213 yr If there was ever a time to try on wimmins clothes and knock one out, tonight is the night.
December 20, 201213 yr If there was ever a time to try on wimmins clothes and knock one out, tonight is the night. Aye, because you've never done that before.
December 20, 201213 yr If there was ever a time to try on wimmins clothes and knock one out, tonight is the night. That's nothing new for you though is it??
December 20, 201213 yr I've told you before to stay out of my knicker drawer!!! You stretched the last pair you had on!!!
December 20, 201213 yr Do we know at what time the world ends? - we know it's tomorrow but I need to know exactly what time it ends at, as I've got stuff on my V+Box that I need to watch. Also, allowing for time differences, will it end in China 8 hours before it ends here? Get Tivo son.
December 20, 201213 yr I've told you before to stay out of my knicker drawer!!! You stretched the last pair you had on!!! I get them out of the mucky washing drawer.
You can do 3 things.
For me :-
1) go and see the people I've hurt in my life and say sorry.
2) go and see all my family and give them a hug and a kiss.
3) get myself a huge bag of coke and a bus load of high class escorts.