You can do 3 things.

 

For me :-

 

1) go and see the people I've hurt in my life and say sorry.

2) go and see all my family and give them a hug and a kiss.

3) get myself a huge bag of coke and a bus load of high class escorts.

 

6 hours ago so not much to report since

Edited December 21, 201213 yr by Northender

 

 

Wasn't or was?

 

I didn't know it is supposed to be at 11:11

 

I think

 

Does that make sense?

 

I'm tired and the nippers not born yet

 

Aye, go on.

Still here. Looking fucking dodgy though. It is currently 38C.

 

It appears the Earth will end in a grilling.

So I rest easy now?

Hookers are en route, I'd best get a length on.

are we dead yet?

are we dead yet?

 

15 mins yet: time to boil an egg and have two shags.

Well I was in the cub scouts so I'm gonna have a cig out the bedroom window. Be Prepared

And there it went.

 

When's the next end of the worlds?

Saturday about 5:35 after defeat at Peterborough

I bet them what went up a hill to watch it are a bit miffed now.

15 mins yet: time to boil an egg and have two shags.

 

What a waste of time that was and I've now got a sore arse.

My name is Didledee. I am a survivor living in Bolton Town. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies. I will be at Newport Street Bolton Centre everyday at mid-day, when the sun is highest in the sky. If you are out there... if anyone is out there... I can provide food, I can provide shelter, I can provide security. If there's anybody out there... anybody... please. You are not alone.

Which pound shop will you be in?

My name is Didledee. I am a survivor living in Bolton Town. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies. I will be at Newport Street Bolton Centre everyday at mid-day, when the sun is highest in the sky. If you are out there... if anyone is out there... I can provide food, I can provide shelter, I can provide security. If there's anybody out there... anybody... please. You are not alone.

 

I think I rather would be

Did's party or Gonzo's? You decide.

Entry II, 24h:29m after impact,

 

Earth is gone, our home destroyed.

 

I lay here on a cold plate of shattered crust , it seems my body has terraformed, I can breath, I feed on fallen stars, they taste like raisins, a purple glowing exotic looking planet is in the distance, a sign with south of heaven passed me by not long since, but I see no angel's. just this toxic darkness and the drone of human flesh and earth debris chafing together,

Edited December 21, 201213 yr by Didledee

Entry II, 24h:29m after impact,

 

Earth is gone, our home destroyed.

 

I lay here on a cold plate of shattered crust , it seems my body has terraformed, I can breath, I feed on fallen stars, they taste like raisins, a purple glowing exotic looking planet is in the distance, a sign with south of heaven passed me by not long since, but I see no angel's. just this toxic darkness and the drone of human flesh and earth debris chafing.

 

Is your camcorder still working?

Entry III, 36h:17m after impact

 

Diddles, Big Sharps and LW realise they are the only remaining humans left above ground.......they try to make it to Gonzo's underground bunker, hoping that the party is still going. After tramping through carnage and wreckage for several days they eventually make it to Gonzo'z lair and hear from behind the door what a great time is being had by all....the acrid stench of crime is rife. They plead with Gonzo for entry....but he tells them to fuck off and does another line.

Entry IVe not a clue anymore

 

My body is changing, i think I'm turning into Galaxy dust, I've come across 2 survivors, both floating on deceased camels, poor camels, we've had a minute's silence, but a white misty wave of crime that absolutely reaked of inmates knocked one of the surviors of the camel and into the darkness, farewell my friend, I'll be sure to look after your kermit teddy in honour of your memory.

My body is changing, i think I'm turning into Galaxy dust.

 

thats puberty and masturbation pal.

 

Congratulations.

I think I rather would be

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbjuLl50lro

I can confirm that Little Whitt is alive and well.

 

He's just sent me a holiday snap from Down Under.