Reet, the little 'uns starting to wonder about how we get here etc. and a little chat may be in order.

No problem, except what's a more acceptable, polite word for the female reproductive parts.

Do I go the cold scientific route, or swear like a trouper?

There's no fooking way I'm calling it a twinkle- so what's the correct, soicially acceptable parlance.

This may descend terribly, particularly on the last Friday before Christmas, but sod it- all suggestions welcome!

 

 

I have similar reservations... It's better than tasting mens piss though I suppose

 

I wouldn't rule that out mate

 

 

I wouldn't rule that out mate

 

The mind boggles.. Even LW, vertically challenged as he is wouldn't stoop that low

He could pinch his foreskin and let the piss build up like a balloon. I reckon he might be able to piss all of four feet high then.

I need to get that fuckin image out my head.. Where's the lemon party thread ?

Its not piss. Seriously, scientists have analysed it. Ok some of it is piss but not much. The first gusher i encountered I've ended up keeping.

Its not piss. Seriously, scientists have analysed it. Ok some of it is piss but not much. The first gusher i encountered I've ended up keeping.

Whatever you do if yor nipper is a boy inform him about gushers!!

 

I had a lass round on Wednesday who gushed like fuck. I had to put some towels down in the end. The mattress is now fucked on one side so I have had to spin it over to the wrong side!

 

Sex education 101 - gushers!

JT?

As if nobody has said twat yet

 

 

JT?

 

No mate, that new one from Bolton

 

im cutting JT loose soon pal, work with the other 2 for the time being

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