Reet, the little 'uns starting to wonder about how we get here etc. and a little chat may be in order.

No problem, except what's a more acceptable, polite word for the female reproductive parts.

Do I go the cold scientific route, or swear like a trouper?

There's no fooking way I'm calling it a twinkle- so what's the correct, soicially acceptable parlance.

This may descend terribly, particularly on the last Friday before Christmas, but sod it- all suggestions welcome!

"The eye that weeps most when best pleased"

I call mine a Mary. Little boys bits, generally, Joseph but for special male friends I give them a specific name.

 

HTH

I call mine a Mary. Little boys bits, generally, Joseph but for special male friends I give them a specific name.

 

HTH

 

Like Dick?

Like Dick?

 

I've been out with a few of those.

otters pocket

Snatch

An "educational" video is called for.

fadge

Clunge

clout

muff

Beaver

A girl I work with calls her Daisy. I don't like one at all.

 

Foofoo is a good one too.

bearded axe wound

 

too far?

Gash or Quim

rat

A girl I work with calls her Daisy. I don't like one at all.

 

Foofoo is a good one too.

 

i bet when you get asked "what are you doing tonight" and your reply is "im going to go home and give my daisy a right good scrub" she thinks the mucky mare!

Kipper?

Tuppence for the purpose of this conversation.

 

Or if you are a scutter fadge.

 

I quite like burger too. Get your burger out you hooer.

We had 2 dowters and we called their's Mary,

What about calling it a vulva?

stench trench

Liver.

Badly packed kebab

Clattenberg