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An Idiot Abroad 4

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Got a lap dance thrown in

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  • Course there's no answer he's away on a european tour!   http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-21167393

  • In hotel now... Had walk through that place.. It's like a maze.. Was shut though...   Had 4 ciders and now got a cheeky urquell in room... Taxi booked in an hour... Love this city

  • How rude. Scotch cunt.

Fair enough.

£25 for a photo and a dance off that? Fuck me Jazza, how many had you had?

 

Did she then chase a cat out of the building shouting,"THOMAS!!!" ?

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Found out that my drugging in Krakow was more likely to be cardiac related... Ive had angina for years but never really bothered me.. Since I got back on Sunday been feeling unwell with tightness in chest & arm..

 

At first put it down to excesses (which probably is reason) but went to doc who said it is probably angina and gave me what I should have had with me in the first place ... My GTN spray

 

Responsibility isn't my forte

 

I feel better already

 

Roll on Watford

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feeling unwell with tightness

 

Stereotypical Scotch.

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Stereotypical Scotch.

 

Hate to disappoint

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Further to my experience where I thought my drink had been spiked in KrAkow.. I had similar feeling of physical incapability on Monday.. Then collapsed sober this evening so am in cardiac unit of Victoria hospital Kirkcaldy.. I'm feeling ok now though, feel a fraud. Lets see what tests say

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You take care Jazza ffs and let this be a warning. You'll have to cut your drinking down to only 6 days a week, I know it's a no no but you can't buy good health.

Hope you are ok Jazza you daft scotch bugger, take heed of this warning.

Lets see what tests say

 

Just a hunch, but I reckon you may be told you drink too much.

 

Take care Jazza.

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Surprisingly , though they did say I drink too much and it was a contributory factor, it was my weight and lack of exercise and family history that were main things

 

I get results if I've had heart attack soon... Got fingers crossed

Surprisingly , though they did say I drink too much and it was a contributory factor, it was my weight and lack of exercise and family history that were main things

 

I get results if I've had heart attack soon... Got fingers crossed

 

ie you're Scotch

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No heart attack...

 

Angina

 

Living quiet for a while until medication sorted

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No heart attack...

 

Angina

 

Living quiet for a while until medication sorted then start pissing it up again.

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

You really do have to wonder what sort of signal your body has to give you..................

James, I think its time you joined me and a few others on the Frandsons Fatties thread!

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I've just had another attack on way home that's passed now. I'm going to get myself sorted out, yes B I will give frannys thread a look

 

I'd like to say I wasn't scared last night... But I'd be lying... Thought I was dying

 

If anyone wants a match ticket for Watford they can have it for nothing.. Can post tomorrow

 

Angina ? Is that somewhere in Africa ?

 

I thought you were into something African to be honest :thumbsup:

 

Take it easy fella,keep off the booze for a good 3 or 4.....................................hours

Has anyone got Jazza in the deadpool?

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Has anyone got Jazza in the deadpool?

 

I think I might put myself in... looks like another trip to A+E coming up if this pain doesn't pass in next half hour

 

I'm shitting myself... but when you play with fire & get burnt you shouldn't complain

I think I might put myself in... looks like another trip to A+E coming up if this pain doesn't pass in next half hour

 

I'm shitting myself... but when you play with fire & get burnt you shouldn't complain

 

you die and i will kill you for being a dick

I think I might put myself in... looks like another trip to A+E coming up if this pain doesn't pass in next half hour

 

I'm shitting myself... but when you play with fire & get burnt you shouldn't complain

 

 

Have you got a will sorted?

I think I might put myself in... looks like another trip to A+E coming up if this pain doesn't pass in next half hour

 

I'm shitting myself... but when you play with fire & get burnt you shouldn't complain

 

Jay's right Jazza,don't die............................wait until August til we knock the fuck out of you all at Wembley !!!!!!!!

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No intention of dying but the thought is in my mind

 

Pain gone now but watching Russell Howard and Jo Brand Live at the appollo... think death may be preferable

 

As for Wembley.. we'll rip you to pieces as always

 

Where's my "Remember Bannockburn 1314" flag

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