January 2, 201313 yr I'm sixteen years older than our Doris. (I typed with a smug smile on my face.) :punk: Nice on V. On a personal note, other than in the eye candy stakes, women don't become interesting til they turn 35. Nowt shocks em and they know what works.
January 2, 201313 yr Never regret the ones you shag, regret the ones you dont shag. I reckon Jazza might be regretting his most recent conquest...
January 2, 201313 yr Marlon King[/b]' timestamp='1357124735' post='1131196']16, if the coppers ask, but 14 normally. Edited January 2, 201313 yr by Traf
January 2, 201313 yr What if its got 4 legs? Is 6 or 7 ok then? Well, they say a year to a dog is 7 human years, so 6 or 7 would be quite mature. Therefore, I reckon you're safe there.
January 2, 201313 yr What if its got 4 legs? Is 6 or 7 ok then? Dogs it's x 7, so 21/2 is probably a benchmark. By 6 or 7 they'll be far from nubile.
January 2, 201313 yr Indeed & I'm not proud either I think you and Smiffs spend far too much time together
January 2, 201313 yr Dogs it's x 7, so 21/2 is probably a benchmark. By 6 or 7 they'll be far from nubile. See, I said 6 or 7 coz that puts the animal in its forties and everyone knows forty something females are filthier than young uns. It'd be scratching the door down to the dungeon before you could say 'lick your own bollocks'.
January 2, 201313 yr I think you and Smiffs spend far too much time together Hush!! I'm grooming her don't you know. :P
January 2, 201313 yr Hush!! I'm grooming her don't you know. :P I think you may both be underwhelmed too. I'm proper frigid me. And I'm also allergic to rohypnol too. You'll not be the firstest.
January 2, 201313 yr I think you may both be underwhelmed too. I'm proper frigid me. And I'm also allergic to rohypnol too. You'll not be the firstest. Are you ok climbing ladders though as he's boarded the loft out now
January 2, 201313 yr Are you ok climbing ladders though as he's boarded the loft out now I know It's you who worries me more than him! And I've advised if anything happens to me who's fault it is. Little miss innocent, my arse!
January 2, 201313 yr I know It's you who worries me more than him! And I've advised if anything happens to me who's fault it is. Little miss innocent, my arse! I don't know what you mean??!!
January 2, 201313 yr Just fitted the last of the chains and shackles. Smashing. Let me know when the unveiling party is.
January 6, 201313 yr Come on Birch Spill, lad. There's a strong contingent on here hoping you've done the right thing. Don't make me post a pic of my cum face.
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