Yay or neigh?

I'd best review who I'm inviting having read this.

I'd best review who I'm inviting having read this.

 

Pruning down the guest list is hardly going to be an issue for you.

I'd best review who I'm inviting having read this.

 

Is this you volunteering for the official board homosexual position?

Can't say that I've felt particularly comfortable in the company of homosexual fellas, maybe to my detriment, but with good reason.

As for getting married; live and let live I suppose- get on with it, does me no harm.

I've got some sympathy though for folks whose opinion is that marriage is defined as the union of a man and woman; whether that's right or wrong is open to debate- but their right to have that belief without being vilified is as important as marriage rights themselves. It doesn't necessarily make them prejudiced (though they could be!)

If two old folk get wed, does it have to be consummated? Taking a load of vitamin V and humping a dry hole for the sake of the law?

If two old folk get wed, does it have to be consummated? Taking a load of vitamin V and humping a dry hole for the sake of the law?

 

You old romantic.

Is this you volunteering for the official board homosexual position?

 

Are there any perks?

Are there any perks?

 

You get tips and you can drink on the job.

You get tips and you can drink on the job.

 

Unlimited free sausage too?

Unlimited free sausage too?

 

Yes, just like the character in the Gay Bond films, Sausage Galore.

At what point do they exchange their rings?

Allow gay marriage

Ban pink confetti.

I'm looking forward to this, lets see how much the lovers of our town care

If that's aimed at me, not at all. It's just that it's frowned upon in some sections of our society so I'm just waiting for them to come out and protest really.

 

Ha no mate, it was Casino but you posted seconds before me

Meat & 2 veg will be on the menu at the reception.

Sausages and gentlemans relish for the wedding breakfast.

Spotted dick and white sauce for pudding

Salty Nuts on the table

Edited February 7, 201313 yr by Smiffs

Sliced melon with raspberry sauce starter

Cucumber dipped in chocolate drizzled with mayonaise.

 

What about the lezzers? Shirley you offer an alternative of hairy pie.

 

Banana with two melon balls with warm white chocolate dribbling from the top

What about the lezzers? Shirley you offer an alternative of hairy pie.

 

You order whatever you want sister.

 

 

You order whatever you want sister.

Dress code: smart (no denim dungarees)