Are there any old romantics on here (no pun intended Malc )

 

If so,are you planning anything special or just think it's a load of old tosh ?

 

I'll probably be hiring a skip to get rid of the cards

 

Funnily enough, I thought of this the millisecond after I said they weren't mine

 

Schoolboy error

 

 

And trust me Smiffs, she aint shagging anyone at her work.....well, if she is she's an animal, as I never get time off, such is her ticking clock

 

Been a while now hasn't it?

 

Maybe it's not working properly. MR58 could lend you some.

we popped a valentine's card through my mate's door on the way home,written by the firm's secretary. his missus who has a very short fuse will be twatting him any minute now

 

I’ve got Alzheimer’s

He's not wrong

Was sent this today:-

 

 

is that like one of them sympathy ones that losers get sent from their mums?

is that like one of them sympathy ones that losers get sent from their mums?

 

Possibly. It's the only one I got though.

 

BTW, the only losers are the rest of the SPL. Heavy losers.

Got her some Valentines "Cup Cakes" (hate that americanisation) because she's not so keen on flowers.

 

Then going Leeds this weekend for a dirty weekend away. I'm paying for the room she's paying for the meal. Equal rights and all that.

Got her some Valentines "Cup Cakes" (hate that americanisation) because she's not so keen on flowers.

 

Then going Leeds this weekend for a dirty weekend away. I'm paying for the room she's paying for the meal. Equal rights and all that.

 

i've got a ticket for forest, just thinks she wants me out of the way for the day..