Are there any old romantics on here (no pun intended Malc )

 

If so,are you planning anything special or just think it's a load of old tosh ?

 

I'll probably be hiring a skip to get rid of the cards

Was sent this today:-

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Ive got a knife

...Now get in the fucking van.

I wonder what all those who are somebobies bit on the side going to do? Not as if they can spend the day with them is it with them having a wife/husband at home.

couse you can piss easy

 

bit on the side cause hubby/wife dont bother no more

I got a card, some socks and some Love Hearts in a tin.

 

No blow-job this morning though.

 

She's on thin ice.

So far, I've had a text from a male mate which was very sweet and a peck in the cheek from a lovely young lad at work who calls me mum.

I'm not expecting much else in all honesty though i like proper men and can't be arsed with the sort of blokes who buy you teddies and give you a pet name so I can't have it both ways.

So far, I've had a text from a male mate which was very sweet and a peck in the cheek from a lovely young lad at work who calls me mum.

I'm not expecting much else in all honesty though i like proper men and can't be arsed with the sort of blokes who buy you teddies and give you a pet name so I can't have it both ways.

 

Too true, sweetpea.

So far, I've had a text from a male mate which was very sweet and a peck in the cheek from a lovely young lad at work who calls me mum.

I'm not expecting much else in all honesty though i like proper men and can't be arsed with the sort of blokes who buy you teddies and give you a pet name so I can't have it both ways.

 

 

 

Good lord, I just realised I said in the cheek not on.

That wasn't a para praxis, honest

 

 

 

 

A minor error, such as a slip of the tongue, thought to reveal a repressed motive.

So far, I've had a text from a male mate which was very sweet and a peck in the cheek from a lovely young lad at work who calls me mum.

I'm not expecting much else in all honesty though i like proper men and can't be arsed with the sort of blokes who buy you teddies and give you a pet name so I can't have it both ways.

 

You do realise that that young lad will have been power wanking in the bogs all morning

So far, I've had a text from a male mate which was very sweet and a peck in the cheek from a lovely young lad at work who calls me mum.

 

Have you checked your hair? He may well have flung some jizz into it while his kiss distracted you.

I got a card, some socks and some Love Hearts in a tin.

 

No blow-job this morning though.

 

She's on thin ice.

 

Reeva Steenkamp made the same mistake.

My wife e-mailed me earlier thanking me for sending her the "unusual but very pretty" blue rose from interflora

 

 

 

 

It wasn't from me

She's obviously fucking someone at work.

My wife e-mailed me earlier thanking me for sending her the "unusual but very pretty" blue rose from interflora

 

 

 

 

It wasn't from me

 

So of course you said "Anything for you my sweet"

and could be a city fan to

Ask her if she fancies something else a bit blue later?

Ask her if she fancies something else a bit blue later?

be to late later she will be full

I wonder what all those who are somebobies bit on the side going to do? Not as if they can spend the day with them is it with them having a wife/husband at home.

 

They send pretty blue flowers from Interflora, apparently!

My maude isn't speaking to me and i don't know what the fuck i'm suppose to have done or not done

 

I hope to fuck she thinks i'm leaving it to the last minute and i'm going to suprise her and shower her with gifts because her face is going to be a fucking picture

Roses are Glorious

Violettes are Blue,

Dont sneak up on Pistorious, or he will murder you !!

Edited February 14, 201313 yr by Pablo

I'm expecting a card from moonpig today

 

She fucking hates it when i call her that

 

 

I'm her all week

Daughter's just rung to ask if I'm taking her mum out tonight?

 

Not sure,.... is Taybarns open this evening!

 

I'm expecting a card from moonpig today

 

She fucking hates it when i call her that

 

I'm her all week

 

That bit really tickled me for some reason!

So of course you said "Anything for you my sweet"

Funnily enough, I thought of this the millisecond after I said they weren't mine

 

Schoolboy error

 

 

And trust me Smiffs, she aint shagging anyone at her work.....well, if she is she's an animal, as I never get time off, such is her ticking clock

Roses are red

Pigtails are twisted

Open up wide love

Coz ur gonna get fisted

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’ve got Alzheimer’s

Cheese on toast

Edited February 14, 201313 yr by mannyroad58