Are there any old romantics on here (no pun intended Malc )

 

If so,are you planning anything special or just think it's a load of old tosh ?

 

I'll probably be hiring a skip to get rid of the cards

She's got a card and a tacky teddy bear.

 

She'd better be grateful.

She's got a card and a tacky teddy bear.

 

She'd better give me a good seeing to, cost me nearly a fiver.

You reckon she'll appriciate it?

 

Cheeky cunt.

 

£14.

 

She doesn't know how lucky she is. I may even dip my knob into some Nutella first if she plays her cards right.

I fucking hate valentines

A typical conversation in our house last week

 

Maude - What are we doing for Valentines

Me - When is it

 

 

I only got to that point and spat tea on the keyboard

You reckon she'll appriciate it?

 

I reckon, considering you both like RL, you'd be onto a winner here, apart from her loving the Munichs of Rugby.

 

Sponsors Lounge and a nice hotel in the Lakes, you can't go wrong.

 

You might even get to Cockermouth.

You reckon she'll appriciate it?

she doesn't know how lucky she is

I fucking hate valentines

A typical conversation in our house last week

 

Maude - What are we doing for Valentines

Me - When is it

Maude - It's on the same day every year the 14th Feb

Me - Is it? how weird is that

Maude - Stop taking the piss, so what are we doing then?

Me - The same as last year...........nowt

Maude - You're getting worse, why don't we go out for a meal?

Me - We go out every weekend for a meal

Maude - Yes i know but this is VALENTINES

Me - I tell you what, the other 51 meals a year i take you out for we will now pack in and i will just take you out once a year on VALENTINES how about that

Maude - You're so unromantic these days

Me - do we have a deal

Maude - oh fuck off................door slam

Me - I will take that as a no then, don't say i didn't try

 

You fucking wimmin i just don't understand you,

there's a McDs near you take her there nice romantic walk there and back job done

I'm going to make effort since we've just started seeing each other, she'd better not expect it every year though....

 

Not sure what to do though, I'm not much of a romantic.... Just want to make sure I get my end away at weekend

thats the ticket

Cue Traf with his No Frills Card pic...

Cue Traf with his No Frills Card pic...

 

None of your Tesco shite made from hooves this year, sweetheart.

 

I told the Mrs that we are going to the pics on Thursday, she wasnt impressed when I told her the new Die Hard film is out

M&S Meal for 2 without the wine. And a snide film, Hitchcock or something.

Off to Reykjavik the following week and that'll cost a fair few Krona.

I've booked a table for 7.30.

 

Not really sure why I bothered, though: she's shit at snooker.

have you got about 20 kids?

 

it was £41 for 2 adults

 

kids pay near enough full price and we wouldn't be in peasant seats, mr beale

right. me and missus agreed last week on no prezzies this year. I went on a bender Saturday and spent a small fortune, shes checked my online banking and she is not happy.

 

do I get her a gift to appease or will that piss her off more for breaking the agreement?

Dont by anything, and stop being a wimp.

Dont by anything, and stop being a wimp.

 

I like your style.

Get your own separate bank account

I like your style.

 

 

 

Not saying i would do that, i wouldn't want to suffer the aftermath.

 

 

 

 

Not saying i would do that, i wouldn't want to suffer the aftermath.

 

im fucked either way arnt I really. it was jam butty week last week too. its been a week.

She needs to feed you better food, jam buttys, Divorce her

 

 

I reckon, considering you both like RL, you'd be onto a winner here, apart from her loving the Munichs of Rugby.

 

Sponsors Lounge and a nice hotel in the Lakes, you can't go wrong.

 

You might even get to Cockermouth.

 

& if you're really in luck travel across the solway to Caulkerbush near Dalbeattie

Edited February 12, 201313 yr by jazza

Mrs Jules is now getting a "bouquet" of cupcakes

 

Have that macho men

right. me and missus agreed last week on no prezzies this year.

 

Years ago me and our Maude agreed to that so i stuck to it as i always follow my last instruction

 

I've paid for it ever since as she was "only kidding" and bought me something.

 

I then started to realise that wimmin are fucking crackers and what ever they say they mean the complete opposite

 

Don't fall into the same trap as i did, the cunt will never let it go