Andydee Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Had a brain bubblesqueak last week and nearly booked 2 tickets to take Mrs Dee to Forest followed by an overnight in a hotel in Nottingham with a 4 course dinner and dance! Then I came to my senses and booked 1 ticket for Forest for myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted February 11, 2013 Members Share Posted February 11, 2013 She's got a card and a tacky teddy bear. She'd better be grateful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 She's got a card and a tacky teddy bear. She'd better give me a good seeing to, cost me nearly a fiver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 You reckon she'll appriciate it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted February 11, 2013 Members Share Posted February 11, 2013 Cheeky cunt. £14. She doesn't know how lucky she is. I may even dip my knob into some Nutella first if she plays her cards right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I fucking hate valentines A typical conversation in our house last week Maude - What are we doing for Valentines Me - When is it I only got to that point and spat tea on the keyboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 You reckon she'll appriciate it? I reckon, considering you both like RL, you'd be onto a winner here, apart from her loving the Munichs of Rugby. Sponsors Lounge and a nice hotel in the Lakes, you can't go wrong. You might even get to Cockermouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 You reckon she'll appriciate it? she doesn't know how lucky she is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I fucking hate valentines A typical conversation in our house last week Maude - What are we doing for Valentines Me - When is it Maude - It's on the same day every year the 14th Feb Me - Is it? how weird is that Maude - Stop taking the piss, so what are we doing then? Me - The same as last year...........nowt Maude - You're getting worse, why don't we go out for a meal? Me - We go out every weekend for a meal Maude - Yes i know but this is VALENTINES Me - I tell you what, the other 51 meals a year i take you out for we will now pack in and i will just take you out once a year on VALENTINES how about that Maude - You're so unromantic these days Me - do we have a deal Maude - oh fuck off................door slam Me - I will take that as a no then, don't say i didn't try You fucking wimmin i just don't understand you, there's a McDs near you take her there nice romantic walk there and back job done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I'm going to make effort since we've just started seeing each other, she'd better not expect it every year though.... Not sure what to do though, I'm not much of a romantic.... Just want to make sure I get my end away at weekend thats the ticket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Cue Traf with his No Frills Card pic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Cue Traf with his No Frills Card pic... None of your Tesco shite made from hooves this year, sweetheart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I told the Mrs that we are going to the pics on Thursday, she wasnt impressed when I told her the new Die Hard film is out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 M&S Meal for 2 without the wine. And a snide film, Hitchcock or something. Off to Reykjavik the following week and that'll cost a fair few Krona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I've booked a table for 7.30. Not really sure why I bothered, though: she's shit at snooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted February 11, 2013 Moderators Share Posted February 11, 2013 have you got about 20 kids? it was £41 for 2 adults kids pay near enough full price and we wouldn't be in peasant seats, mr beale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wanderer Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 right. me and missus agreed last week on no prezzies this year. I went on a bender Saturday and spent a small fortune, shes checked my online banking and she is not happy. do I get her a gift to appease or will that piss her off more for breaking the agreement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Magoo Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Dont by anything, and stop being a wimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wanderer Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Dont by anything, and stop being a wimp. I like your style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Get your own separate bank account Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Magoo Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I like your style. Not saying i would do that, i wouldn't want to suffer the aftermath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wanderer Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Not saying i would do that, i wouldn't want to suffer the aftermath. im fucked either way arnt I really. it was jam butty week last week too. its been a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Magoo Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 She needs to feed you better food, jam buttys, Divorce her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 (edited) I reckon, considering you both like RL, you'd be onto a winner here, apart from her loving the Munichs of Rugby. Sponsors Lounge and a nice hotel in the Lakes, you can't go wrong. You might even get to Cockermouth. & if you're really in luck travel across the solway to Caulkerbush near Dalbeattie Edited February 12, 2013 by jazza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Mrs Jules is now getting a "bouquet" of cupcakes Have that macho men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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