Are there any old romantics on here (no pun intended Malc )

 

If so,are you planning anything special or just think it's a load of old tosh ?

 

I'll probably be hiring a skip to get rid of the cards

I'm taking the Mrs to Lanzarote for 5 days, it's nothing romantic though, I just want a few days in the sun

The closest me and our Peg get to romance nowadays is her cleaning my shit spatters from underneath the toilet seat.

Staying in

 

Steak and chips

 

Easy

Tosh. If you can't be arsed for 364 of them you can shove a token gesture once a year.

actually a few busy days for the traditionalists.............pancakes on tuesday,ash wednesday and valentines.

 

i'll have the pancakes,tons of ash but bollocks to valentines

Edited February 10, 201313 yr by miamiwhite

155R13/70 Michelin tyre.

Fuck the roses off, she's got something practical

155R13/70 Michelin tyre.

Fuck the roses off, she's got something practical

 

Round her neck, filled with burning petrol?

It's for the younger folk really, i cant even remember sending one out, or getting one.

I might buy her a wispa if i'm in the shop, otherwise nowt happening here.

I'm going to make effort since we've just started seeing each other, she'd better not expect it every year though....

 

Not sure what to do though, I'm not much of a romantic.... Just want to make sure I get my end away at weekend

I'm going to make effort since we've just started seeing each other, she'd better not expect it every year though....

 

Not sure what to do though, I'm not much of a romantic.... Just want to make sure I get my end away at weekend

 

Give her a dutch oven, she'll love it.

 

 

Give her a dutch oven, she'll love it.

 

You could be right... Personally I was going down the Cleveland Steamer route,

 

Might be a bit soon for that though, best play it safe

Boutique bnb in Abersoch for this cat! (Freeby from work but don't say a thing)

I'm having a wisdom tooth out.

 

I booked it for the 14th, then I had an excuse.

 

1 nil Ryan.

I loosely tagged a night at the octagon on Saturday as being summat do with Valentines

 

that "feelgood" play adaptation, Of Mice and Men

I Am Kloot at The Ritz. Better than any Valentines over priced, limited menu dinner

I Am Kloot at The Ritz. Better than any Valentines over priced, limited menu dinner

That'll be a good do; another under-rated outfit

I loosely tagged a night at the octagon on Saturday as being summat do with Valentines

 

that "feelgood" play adaptation, Of Mice and Men

Ha ha, feel good? How've they done that then?

I think I'm in taxi duty on valentines. How romantic

well they incorporate the shooting the old dog bit

 

the dog gets wheeled out at the end for the curtain call

 

my missus was in tears when they shot the dog, fuck Lennie.

oh and btw, I would recommend going seeing it

 

but the rest of the performances are all sold out

 

this one is football related if you fancy a night at the theatre, starts next Friday

 

https://www.octagonbolton.co.uk/145/Tull/449

 

The Octagon Theatre presents the world premiere of Tull, the remarkable tale of real life World War One hero Walter Tull – a talented officer on the battlefield and the first black outfield player in the First Division of the Football League. Like the Octagon’s last great football play, And Did Those Feet, Tull is inspirational, dramatic and moving - proving that through perseverance and a sense of community, divisions can be overcome.

 

 

Tull’s exceptional talent as a footballer led to him being signed by Tottenham Hotspur in 1909. His achievements on the pitch, both as a sportsman and a gentleman, soon became recognised in the national press. One journalist, reporting on a match against Bristol City, stated “Tull is so clean in mind and method as to be a model for all white men who play football whether they be amateur or professional.”

 

When the Great War broke out in 1914 Tull signed up and soon demonstrated a natural flair to lead and inspire. Despite military regulations forbidding "any negro or person of colour" becoming an infantry officer, Tull’s heroism in battle was rewarded in May 1917. Overcoming racial prejudice and military rules he was commissioned as a Second Lieutenant and became one of the first black British officers in the British army in the First World War.

 

Tull remained unmarried however the play explores his relationship with suffragette Annie Williams, his landlady and close companion, with whom he found a kinship despite the many restrictive social conventions they faced.

 

Phil Vasili, author of the biography Walter Tull, 1888-1918: Officer, Footballer, has worked with David Thacker to develop the play following years of research into the life of Walter Tull. With a campaign to decorate Tull posthumously for his war efforts reaching parliament and the recent outbursts of racism on and off the pitch, Walter Tull’s story has never been more important.

oh and btw, I would recommend going seeing it

 

but the rest of the performances are all sold out

 

this one is football related if you fancy a night at the theatre, starts next Friday

 

https://www.octagonb...uk/145/Tull/449

 

i was very tempted by mice and men but at pushing a ton for the family, fooked it off

Aint doing anything

i was very tempted by mice and men but at pushing a ton for the family, fooked it off

 

have you got about 20 kids?

 

it was £41 for 2 adults

I fucking hate valentines

A typical conversation in our house last week

 

Maude - What are we doing for Valentines

Me - When is it

Maude - It's on the same day every year the 14th Feb

Me - Is it? how weird is that

Maude - Stop taking the piss, so what are we doing then?

Me - The same as last year...........nowt

Maude - You're getting worse, why don't we go out for a meal?

Me - We go out every weekend for a meal

Maude - Yes i know but this is VALENTINES

Me - I tell you what, the other 51 meals a year i take you out for we will now pack in and i will just take you out once a year on VALENTINES how about that

Maude - You're so unromantic these days

Me - do we have a deal

Maude - oh fuck off................door slam

Me - I will take that as a no then, don't say i didn't try

 

You fucking wimmin i just don't understand you,

Edited February 11, 201313 yr by mannyroad58

Had a brain bubblesqueak last week and nearly booked 2 tickets to take Mrs Dee to Forest followed by an overnight in a hotel in Nottingham with a 4 course dinner and dance!

 

Then I came to my senses and booked 1 ticket for Forest for myself.