February 15, 201313 yr OK... i've tackled some wild and big women in last few months but finally I've found a nice looking slim and sensible one who actually likes me... I think she's a keeper We got together last weekend and are meeting up on Saturday in a nice hotel and I want to make it special for her.... you know what women are like about shite that doesn't matter. If it was up to me, it'd be check in... quicky... bar... curry then get on with job but I want to do the job properly So... I've got the champagne and chocolates sorted but what else can I do to appear romantic, as it seems that's what she likes? I await cleveland steamer type replies
February 15, 201313 yr Author I've known her for years... effort is in making her feel special she likes all that shite Edited February 15, 201313 yr by jazza
February 15, 201313 yr Author Champagne and chocolates...are you on the new series of undateables? you've met me, thought that went without saying
February 15, 201313 yr Tell her you like to watch Friends and Hugh Grant movies. Chocolates and champagne is fucking lame.
February 15, 201313 yr Run her a bath with bubbles and candles and all that shit and then keep it warm by pissing in it when she's lay in there. If you really want to push the boat out tie a red ribbon round your cock. If she says she don't fancy a bath tell her there's fucks chance you're going to eyt her minge unless its soaked for a bit. She'll be leaking like an old washing machine in minutes.
February 15, 201313 yr So... I've got the champagne and chocolates sorted but what else can I do to appear romantic, as it seems that's what she likes? Too much, too soon pal. You might scare her off. Just play it easy and, erm, be yourself. If she likes you then she likes you. There should be no need for the grand gestures, especially at such an early stage in the relationship. I'm no expert, mind. Reet, that will be my only sensible contribution to this thread..
February 15, 201313 yr Bollocks, second sensible reply coming up ... Try and stay relatively sober, don't get tripped up by the invisible man and under no circumstances shit in your jeans.
February 15, 201313 yr Author Bollocks, second sensible reply coming up ... Try and stay relatively sober, don't get tripped up by the invisible man and under no circumstances shit in your jeans. now that's good advice!!
February 15, 201313 yr Just be polite courteous and sober. Have a wank beforehand so you last longer too.
February 15, 201313 yr Scrub your ringpiece just in case she's the type that likes to pop a finger on your walnut.
February 15, 201313 yr Pay her a few compliments when you greet her. Nowt too sickly just enough to make her feel like you've noticed she's made an effort for you. In return, make sure you've splashed your cock in a bit of mouthwash.
February 15, 201313 yr Ask her if she's on, because you've got a keen nose. She'll be impressed if you're right.
February 15, 201313 yr Pay her a few compliments when you greet her. Nowt too sickly just enough to make her feel like you've noticed she's made an effort for you. In return, make sure you've splashed your cock in a bit of mouthwash. And make sure it's Listerine. The non-alcoholic stuff would suggest to her that you're soft as shit.
February 15, 201313 yr Author Just be polite courteous and sober. Have a wank beforehand so you last longer too. cunt worst advice ever
February 15, 201313 yr Author I can handle the bedroom part myself.. it was romantic gestures I was looking for I've been a twat... i thought she was out my league so never tried but turns out she's been interested for ages. Then last weekend I said basically put up or shut up... she put up!
February 15, 201313 yr Can't believe that nobody has asked 'the' question... Edited February 15, 201313 yr by fishbulb
February 15, 201313 yr Mention you are very experienced in the bedroom theatre, drawn from extensive research across Europe.
February 15, 201313 yr Author ok.... am i a perv....... I'd already done business but I looked at her bra size when she was in the shower... god... i feel like a sex offender
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