February 15, 201313 yr Personally, I don't think Jazza should do 'owt. Just take her for a nice meal and tell her she looks nice. If she likes you she'll be more than happy with that. If not then she's a cunt and you're better off without her. I know plenty of birds who'd be put off if, so early in a relationship, the bloke started doing weird/lavish shows of affection. Save all that shit for a special occasion or anniversary.
February 15, 201313 yr Harsh B Sorry mate! A little OTT, I know spag bol would not be your thing. Edited February 15, 201313 yr by bgoefc
February 15, 201313 yr You'd be amazed what we put up with. I could write a list in here, even recent stuff that'd make you lot laugh but really, I think us women just have to accept men are one of 3 things: funny and cunts, lovely and a little dull or gay. Or am I selling you all short? I used to benumber two. Now im just half of number one/
February 15, 201313 yr I used to benumber two. Now im just half of number one/ you might be funny one day, Garrpy
February 15, 201313 yr Have a wank beforehand so you last longer too. cunt worst advice ever I don't think Smiffs meant while she's in the room with you.
February 15, 201313 yr Author Personally, I don't think Jazza should do 'owt. Just take her for a nice meal and tell her she looks nice. If she likes you she'll be more than happy with that. If not then she's a cunt and you're better off without her. I know plenty of birds who'd be put off if, so early in a relationship, the bloke started doing weird/lavish shows of affection. Save all that shit for a special occasion or anniversary. plan sorted get pissed turn up in curry stained wanderers shirt can of srella in hand job sorted
February 15, 201313 yr plan sorted get pissed turn up in curry stained wife beating vest can of srella in hand job sorted
February 18, 201313 yr Author Yes.. They're like blood oranges this morning Got week off for good behaviour then going away for 4 days to recommence battle As I said in other thread though, I might need to lose a pound or 2 as she pointed out I'd bigger tits than her At least she didn't have a bigger cock though! Edited February 18, 201313 yr by jazza
February 18, 201313 yr Yes.. They're like blood oranges this morning Got week off for good behaviour then going away for 4 days to recommence battle As I said in other thread though, I might need to lose a pound or 2 as she pointed out I'd bigger tits than her At least she didn't have a bigger cock though! Yes.. They're like blood oranges this morning Got week off for good behaviour then going away for 4 days to recommence battle As I said in other thread though, I might need to lose a pound or 2 as she pointed out I'd bigger tits than her At least she didn't have a bigger cock though!
February 18, 201313 yr You're going away with her for four days already?? Fuck me Jazza. You don't do things by halves do you?
February 18, 201313 yr Yes.. They're like blood oranges this morning Got week off for good behaviour then going away for 4 days to recommence battle As I said in other thread though, I might need to lose a pound or 2 as she pointed out I'd bigger tits than her At least she didn't have a bigger cock though! How big was her cock, though?
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