February 15, 201313 yr ok.... am i a perv....... I'd already done business but I looked at her bra size when she was in the shower... god... i feel like a sex offender Brilliant jazza
February 15, 201313 yr Come on Jazza, even I know you leave them wanting more. by the way, this site is class
February 15, 201313 yr Just be polite courteous and sober. Why am I never attracted to these type iof men?
February 15, 201313 yr Tell her you "Love what she has done with her hair" as long as shes not bald and wearing a wig.
February 15, 201313 yr Tell her you "Love what she has done with her hair" as long as shes not bald and wearing a wig. I got the other week, have you been the hairdressers? Yes, why? Because i was only half listening earlier and thought you'd said you were. Wankers!
February 15, 201313 yr Author Why am I never attracted to these type iof men? ohhhh fuck... this is what I feared
February 15, 201313 yr She's ginger and called George (both true but she's ok for me) Does she have four friends and a dog called Timmy? ... and/or is she a heavy cummer? Edited February 15, 201313 yr by DazBob
February 15, 201313 yr Author Does she have four friends and a dog called Timmy? ... and/or is she a heavy cummer? No by my standards she is a stunner Out of ten.... I'd give her 1 Edited February 15, 201313 yr by jazza
February 15, 201313 yr Author Anyway back to the question i first asked.... what can i do that's a bit different in a non sexual way you deviant bastards
February 15, 201313 yr Author get to the room first candles rose petles all over bit of a treat for her nah too much
February 15, 201313 yr In all honesty, I'm not sure women want you to do anything "different'. Trying too hard usually ends in you not being yourself or making an almighty fuck up. If it is going to long term then just be yourself, if she doesn't like that then it's saved you a lot of time, money and effort on the wrong one,
February 15, 201313 yr Anyway back to the question i first asked.... what can i do that's a bit different in a non sexual way you deviant bastards go for a walk holding hands thay like all that shit
February 15, 201313 yr get to the room first candles rose petles all over bit of a treat for her before the pissing starts...............
February 15, 201313 yr Author To be honest, I don't think I've to do a lot... just want it to be right I took her out last March with a massive wound on my head after falling over pissed and got totally pissed again watching Cheltenham races She stuck around
February 15, 201313 yr effort is in making her feel special buy her a balloon and push her about in a wheelchair all day
February 15, 201313 yr You'd be amazed what we put up with. I could write a list in here, even recent stuff that'd make you lot laugh but really, I think us women just have to accept men are one of 3 things: funny and cunts, lovely and a little dull or gay. Or am I selling you all short?
February 15, 201313 yr buy her a balloon and push her about in a wheelchair all day HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Soup down my chin you twat.
February 15, 201313 yr Write her a poem, even one that doesn't rhyme (like Swillers) would be appreciated.
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