I appeared as an extra in this video

 

 

 

 

 

That bloke, you know, taller than me, full head of hair...

wears an orthopaedic shoe, looks like Patrick Swayze, works at John Menzies

 

wears an orthopaedic shoe, looks like Patrick Swayze, works at John Menzies

 

A dead bloke with a spaccy foot working at John menzies? (i dont know what john menzies is).

A dead bloke with a spaccy foot working at John menzies? (i dont know what john menzies is).

 

It's a Paul Calf reference.

 

Get ont youtube, son

 

 

It's a Paul Calf reference.

 

Get ont youtube, son

 

Kids, eh?

 

No history.

Kids, eh?

 

No history.

 

 

Fucking clueless! Stevie's probably wondered where I saw Dave Lee Travis play Macbeth.

 

 

 

Fucking clueless! Stevie's probably wondered where I saw Dave Lee Travis play Macbeth.

 

I dread to think. Noncey

If you don't know what 'Long Life' Lager is, then a lot of it would be lost on you I reckon...

 

What do you reckon Paul smoked? I think it would've been those packs with 25 cigs in - Royals weren't they?

If you don't know what 'Long Life' Lager is, then a lot of it would be lost on you I reckon...

 

What do you reckon Paul smoked? I think it would've been those packs with 25 cigs in - Royals weren't they?

 

Embassy No 1, I reckon.

 

I am disgusted with myself that I allow L&B in my house these days. Standards are slipping.

Did I just imagine this, or wasn't Paul Calf the 'face' of a cigarette brand once? On beermats and the like, I think it was Lambert&Butler.

 

Steve Coogan probably wouldn't have seen any moral dilemma in letting 'Paul' do this...

 

On a somewhat related note, I refuse to bring back cigarettes for friends and family when I've been away - not done it for about three years now. Does anyone still do this? 'Facilitate' their friends and family? (or buy them duty free fags as well? )

I reckon Calf smoked Regal.

 

Which obviously reads as Lager from back to front.

Edited March 17, 201313 yr by Traf

Met Tim Sherwood, Kevin Davies and Dean Richards (few more ex-spurs/soton) in a restaurant in Marbella. They were loud and pissed, they ended up being asked to leave by the owners.

 

I were only young at the time, about 13/14, Davies ended up signing for us not long after.

 

Our scouse contracts manager's daughter was in Brookside and The Bill. She played Leanne Powell,a mate of Jacqui Dixon

You're working in Liverpool, Miami?

You're working in Liverpool, Miami?

 

I thought i may have mentioned it before

I hung some doors on Englebert Humperdinks house

I hung some doors on Englebert Humperdinks house

 

What did you call him, Eng, Englebert, Bert, Mr, Humperdink or Arnold?

 

 

What did you call him, Eng, Englebert, Bert, Mr, Humperdink or Arnold?

 

Shagger.

Met a few celeb's

 

Been on the lash with Robbie Williams

 

Kevin Costner bought me a beer

 

Met Gloria Estefen & her husband, had no idea who she was.

 

Met Sir Richard Branson

 

Sat behind Roger Federer's wife Mirka at the Australian Open

 

But my favourite surpasses all these

 

Peter Kay's sister used to fancy my brother.

Met a few celeb's

 

Been on the lash with Robbie Williams

 

Kevin Costner bought me a beer

 

Met Gloria Estefen & her husband, had no idea who she was.

 

Met Sir Richard Branson

 

Sat behind Roger Federer's wife Mirka at the Australian Open

 

But my favourite surpasses all these

 

Peter Kay's sister used to fancy my brother.

I hope you told Kevin Costner waterworld was Shit.

Edited March 23, 201313 yr by tomski

I know miamiwhite

I hope you told Kevin Costner waterworks was Shit.

 

It was before Waterworld, he was promoting The Bodyguard, which i hadn't seen at that point. So he got away with that one otherwise I would have ripped into him

Good man, I hate that film and have had many an argument about how Shit it is. Ex housemate used to love it, favourite film. How can anyone have enjoyed it.

Tomski : Has to be said Costner was a top bloke, shame about Waterworld though could have been so much better.

If he's Alreet I can let it go then.

If he's Alreet I can let it go then.

An apology would still be nice though wouldn't it?

Edited March 23, 201313 yr by CWP