stevieb Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 You know, cunto, him, he's a right cunt. That bloke, you know, taller than me, full head of hair... Quote
no balls Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 That bloke, you know, taller than me, full head of hair... wears an orthopaedic shoe, looks like Patrick Swayze, works at John Menzies Quote
stevieb Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 wears an orthopaedic shoe, looks like Patrick Swayze, works at John Menzies A dead bloke with a spaccy foot working at John menzies? (i dont know what john menzies is). Quote
no balls Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 A dead bloke with a spaccy foot working at John menzies? (i dont know what john menzies is). It's a Paul Calf reference. Get ont youtube, son Quote
Traf Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 It's a Paul Calf reference. Get ont youtube, son Kids, eh? No history. Quote
no balls Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 Kids, eh? No history. Fucking clueless! Stevie's probably wondered where I saw Dave Lee Travis play Macbeth. Quote
stevieb Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 Fucking clueless! Stevie's probably wondered where I saw Dave Lee Travis play Macbeth. I dread to think. Noncey Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 If you don't know what 'Long Life' Lager is, then a lot of it would be lost on you I reckon... What do you reckon Paul smoked? I think it would've been those packs with 25 cigs in - Royals weren't they? Quote
no balls Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 If you don't know what 'Long Life' Lager is, then a lot of it would be lost on you I reckon... What do you reckon Paul smoked? I think it would've been those packs with 25 cigs in - Royals weren't they? Embassy No 1, I reckon. I am disgusted with myself that I allow L&B in my house these days. Standards are slipping. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 Did I just imagine this, or wasn't Paul Calf the 'face' of a cigarette brand once? On beermats and the like, I think it was Lambert&Butler. Steve Coogan probably wouldn't have seen any moral dilemma in letting 'Paul' do this... On a somewhat related note, I refuse to bring back cigarettes for friends and family when I've been away - not done it for about three years now. Does anyone still do this? 'Facilitate' their friends and family? (or buy them duty free fags as well? ) Quote
Traf Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 (edited) I reckon Calf smoked Regal. Which obviously reads as Lager from back to front. Edited March 17, 2013 by Traf Quote
Guest bwfcdan Posted March 17, 2013 Posted March 17, 2013 Met Tim Sherwood, Kevin Davies and Dean Richards (few more ex-spurs/soton) in a restaurant in Marbella. They were loud and pissed, they ended up being asked to leave by the owners. I were only young at the time, about 13/14, Davies ended up signing for us not long after. Quote
miamiwhite Posted March 21, 2013 Posted March 21, 2013 Our scouse contracts manager's daughter was in Brookside and The Bill. She played Leanne Powell,a mate of Jacqui Dixon Quote
miamiwhite Posted March 21, 2013 Posted March 21, 2013 You're working in Liverpool, Miami? I thought i may have mentioned it before Quote
Judge Fudge Posted March 21, 2013 Posted March 21, 2013 I hung some doors on Englebert Humperdinks house Quote
no balls Posted March 21, 2013 Posted March 21, 2013 I hung some doors on Englebert Humperdinks house What did you call him, Eng, Englebert, Bert, Mr, Humperdink or Arnold? Quote
Traf Posted March 21, 2013 Posted March 21, 2013 What did you call him, Eng, Englebert, Bert, Mr, Humperdink or Arnold? Shagger. Quote
wovlad Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 Met a few celeb's Been on the lash with Robbie Williams Kevin Costner bought me a beer Met Gloria Estefen & her husband, had no idea who she was. Met Sir Richard Branson Sat behind Roger Federer's wife Mirka at the Australian Open But my favourite surpasses all these Peter Kay's sister used to fancy my brother. Quote
tomski Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) Met a few celeb's Been on the lash with Robbie Williams Kevin Costner bought me a beer Met Gloria Estefen & her husband, had no idea who she was. Met Sir Richard Branson Sat behind Roger Federer's wife Mirka at the Australian Open But my favourite surpasses all these Peter Kay's sister used to fancy my brother. I hope you told Kevin Costner waterworld was Shit. Edited March 23, 2013 by tomski Quote
wovlad Posted March 23, 2013 Posted March 23, 2013 I hope you told Kevin Costner waterworks was Shit. It was before Waterworld, he was promoting The Bodyguard, which i hadn't seen at that point. So he got away with that one otherwise I would have ripped into him Quote
tomski Posted March 23, 2013 Posted March 23, 2013 Good man, I hate that film and have had many an argument about how Shit it is. Ex housemate used to love it, favourite film. How can anyone have enjoyed it. Quote
wovlad Posted March 23, 2013 Posted March 23, 2013 Tomski : Has to be said Costner was a top bloke, shame about Waterworld though could have been so much better. Quote
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