I appeared as an extra in this video

 

 

 

 

 

 

An apology would still be nice though wouldn't it?

Absolutely, but I'm known not to hold grudges so I can let bygones be bygone.

 

 

Been on the lash with Robbie Williams

 

 

And you didn't twat him?

 

Poor that.

If he's Alreet I can let it go then.

 

Had the good taste to buy me a beer & have a chat. Can't fault him for that.

In my class at primary school was Chris Eccleston, in my class at secondary school Bez happy Mondays.

Edited March 24, 201313 yr by Mounts Kipper

Just been introduced to George Berry; didn't recognise him without the afro

I am the one and only...

On my mums side. I am related to Dick Turpin.

Was playing pool in a hotel in Cornwall as a kid when I hit the cue ball clean off the table and directly into a glass of whiskey being drank by non other than Rangers keeper Jim Stewart. He was sat with Iain McCulloch.... Not the Echo & Bunnymen singer, but striker for Notts County.

 

I find it hard to believe Jim Stewart ever caught a ball... Even if it was in his whiskey glass

My nana's cousin is Lester Piggott

 

Now I know where you got your looks from!

I once threw Sammy McIlroy in a swimming pool.

 

I also got thrown out of a pub for abusing Prince Charles.

 

Both commendable

I, not surprisingly some may say, have had a few pints with Gazza, also took £20 off Jimmy 5 bellies at darts. Gazza was recovering from a broken leg during his time at Lazio and turned up in my old local in Dumfriesshire one lunchtime during a supposed fishing trip.

 

I was one of 4 Wanderers fans to abuse the aforementioned Chesney Hawkes in a pub in Richmond the night before the Reading play off final singing "you're just a one hit wonder" and putting I am the one and only on 6 times in a row on the juke box.. He left sharpish

 

Prince Phillip waved to me for pulling my car onto verge to let him pass on a country road in his horse & cart... I nodded back.

 

I shook Neil Armstrongs hand

 

I got wasted one night with Phil Cool ( remember him.)

 

Joanna Lumley farted in my local post office and I smelled the aftermath

 

Jock Wallace, the ex Rangers manager threatened me

 

I got a scowl from Stephen Hendry in a snooker club in Stirling when I said I recognised him... Was he on Blockbusters? No sense of humour, the cunt

 

I had Internet communication and naughty talk with Brett Angels wife

I hung some doors on Englebert Humperdinks house

 

We're they well hung?

I, not surprisingly some may say, have had a few pints with Gazza, also took £20 off Jimmy 5 bellies at darts. Gazza was recovering from a broken leg during his time at Lazio and turned up in my old local in Dumfriesshire one lunchtime during a supposed fishing trip.

 

I was one of 4 Wanderers fans to abuse the aforementioned Chesney Hawkes in a pub in Richmond the night before the Reading play off final singing "you're just a one hit wonder" and putting I am the one and only on 6 times in a row on the juke box.. He left sharpish

 

Prince Phillip waved to me for pulling my car onto verge to let him pass on a country road in his horse & cart... I nodded back.

 

I shook Neil Armstrongs hand

 

I got wasted one night with Phil Cool ( remember him.)

 

Joanna Lumley farted in my local post office and I smelled the aftermath

 

Jock Wallace, the ex Rangers manager threatened me

 

I got a scowl from Stephen Hendry in a snooker club in Stirling when I said I recognised him... Was he on Blockbusters? No sense of humour, the cunt

 

I had Internet communication and naughty talk with Brett Angels wife

 

marvellous

I hung some doors on Englebert Humperdinks house

 

I've been round his house and got locked in, I had to very politely ask him to let me out. Apparently he wrote a song about it.

It was called: "The joiner's an idiot, he's got locked in again."

In my class at primary school was Chris Eccleston, in my class at secondary school Bez happy Mondays.

 

Bridgewater or St Edmunds?