I appeared as an extra in this video

 

 

 

 

 

Got called a cunt by Alan Davies outside highbury once

I've been in Escort Porn Magazine

 

Still got the copy of it to

i was in MORE magazine

i was in MORE magazine

 

Headline:

 

"My Ex Boyfriend was a Piss Obsessed Dwarf"

I once owned a car previously owned by Jon Voight.

I once owned a car previously owned by Jon Voight.

 

Did you sniff the passenger seat?

Headline:

 

"My Ex Boyfriend was a Piss Obsessed Dwarf"

was a pic of me at the kill bill premier in leicester square

was a pic of me at the kill bill premier in leicester square

 

Had they not heard of Photoshop?

I felt the original Tracy Barlow's (from corrie) arse whilst ice skating, on my next time round she winked at me and i thought i am in here, when i got close she punched me in nose and sent me sprawling on my arse. oh to be 15 again

Whitt - thought it might have been LESS magazine...

Was playing pool in a hotel in Cornwall as a kid when I hit the cue ball clean off the table and directly into a glass of whiskey being drank by non other than Rangers keeper Jim Stewart. He was sat with Iain McCulloch.... Not the Echo & Bunnymen singer, but striker for Notts County.

I went for tea at Jared Borgetti's house and ending up singing Karoke with Ivan Campo

I went for tea at Jared Borgetti's house and ending up singing Karoke with Ivan Campo

 

Was a roast on the menu?

 

H town Swingers!

Was a roast on the menu?

 

+10

Was a roast on the menu?

 

H town Swingers!

 

I videoed it. Gonzo stylee!

 

 

I videoed it. Gonzo stylee!

 

A whole new meaning to carvery with unlimited sausage!

I should've known you lot would say something like that!!

 

And I do have a video actually

 

 

Was a roast on the menu?

 

H town Swingers!

 

 

Itk fact

 

 

Ask her about freddie bobbins too

I should've known you lot would say something like that!!

 

And I do have a video actually

You've too much class to sell it on though

 

You've too much class to sell it on though

 

Stick it on Fb. Can't be less classy than some finnish bird fingering her clopper!

 

 

Stick it on Fb. Can't be less classy than some finnish bird fingering her clopper!

 

That page has been taken down

in pubs drinks wise

 

ive drank with

 

what was that cunt called

 

tell you in the morning cant think what there cunting names are

in pubs drinks wise

 

ive drank with

 

what was that cunt called

 

tell you in the morning cant think what there cunting names are

 

 

A fascinating insight, thanks.

A fascinating insight, thanks.

 

You know, cunto, him, he's a right cunt.

 

 

You know, cunto, him, he's a right cunt.

 

That bloke, you know, taller than me, full head of hair...