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Wedding Gift

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If going just the night bit

 

gift

 

yes or no?

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An empty envelpoe. They never get opened util the day after

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not good enough for the wedding itself

 

but they expect a gift

 

cheeky cunts

If it's just for the evening then generally I just give a card - if it's a free bar, as most weddings seem to be these days, then I see nothing wrong £25 worth of vouchers

A card for the bride n groom and a pearl necklace for the bridesmaid.

....or, just take along a gift tag signed "With love from Garrp" and then stick it on the largest box that is on the present table (obviously remembering to remove the one that is already on there)

Fuck 'em

Get leathered and piss in the envelope box

Don't ask the girl behind the bar out or your mum will make you go out with her the next day, even if it means missing a flight from London to Manchester!

get pissed up and start singing Munich songs at the top of your voice......it's best to do this just as the buffet opens up

get pissed up and start singing Munich songs at the top of your voice......it's best to do this just as the buffet opens up

I assumed that's why he's been invited?

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Get them a gift.

Can't believe you are asking, tight cunt! :D

 

A card with some cash will suffice I reckon.

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just gome some john lewis vouchers

 

im fuming

 

clearly the onyl fecking reaosn iv been invited is for a present

 

just wait til that buffet opens

 

im going to be eating like a rhino

just gome some john lewis vouchers

 

im fuming

 

clearly the onyl fecking reaosn iv been invited is for a present

 

just wait til that buffet opens

 

im going to be eating like a rhino

 

Take some tupperware with you.

 

#feedyourselfforaweek

no more than £50 i hope

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no more than £50 i hope

 

good guess, £50 it was.

50 fucking pounds?

 

I hope it was a free bet voucher.

£50?? Fuck me.

 

I hoep you're guaranteed a handjob at the very least.

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This is the kind of shit I need a bird for.

If going just the night bit

 

gift

 

yes or no?

 

Give the bride one

last time I got an invite to evening do only + a "request" to get something off the wedding list, I scoured the list and saw something along the lines of "matching oven dishes"

 

so I bought 1 of them

This is the kind of shit I need a bird for.

 

You're loaded. Can't you just take a prostitute with you?

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