March 22, 201313 yr Author not good enough for the wedding itself but they expect a gift cheeky cunts
March 22, 201313 yr If it's just for the evening then generally I just give a card - if it's a free bar, as most weddings seem to be these days, then I see nothing wrong £25 worth of vouchers
March 22, 201313 yr ....or, just take along a gift tag signed "With love from Garrp" and then stick it on the largest box that is on the present table (obviously remembering to remove the one that is already on there)
March 22, 201313 yr Don't ask the girl behind the bar out or your mum will make you go out with her the next day, even if it means missing a flight from London to Manchester!
March 22, 201313 yr get pissed up and start singing Munich songs at the top of your voice......it's best to do this just as the buffet opens up
March 22, 201313 yr get pissed up and start singing Munich songs at the top of your voice......it's best to do this just as the buffet opens up I assumed that's why he's been invited? Edited March 22, 201313 yr by tomski
March 22, 201313 yr Can't believe you are asking, tight cunt! A card with some cash will suffice I reckon.
March 22, 201313 yr Author just gome some john lewis vouchers im fuming clearly the onyl fecking reaosn iv been invited is for a present just wait til that buffet opens im going to be eating like a rhino
March 22, 201313 yr just gome some john lewis vouchers im fuming clearly the onyl fecking reaosn iv been invited is for a present just wait til that buffet opens im going to be eating like a rhino Take some tupperware with you. #feedyourselfforaweek
March 22, 201313 yr last time I got an invite to evening do only + a "request" to get something off the wedding list, I scoured the list and saw something along the lines of "matching oven dishes" so I bought 1 of them
March 22, 201313 yr This is the kind of shit I need a bird for. You're loaded. Can't you just take a prostitute with you?
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