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United Utilities Robing Bastards

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your water statement

 

£601.51p

 

WTF i dont even have a pool

You don't actually have to pay your water bill

 

There's nowt other than threaten you if you refuse.

You don't actually have to pay your water bill

 

There's nowt other than threaten you if you refuse.

 

 

Baz, you're betterer than that. Cunts who don't pay their bills should live in caves.

 

Mine's gone up 30p a month. I can live with that.

your water statement

 

£601.51p

 

WTF i dont even have a pool

 

Does the darkie have a lot of baths?

Those on DD, don't pay Feb & March, is that right ???

Those on DD, don't pay Feb & March, is that right ???

Correct, same as council tax (which is going up, the cunts)

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Correct, same as council tax (which is going up, the cunts)

 

Mine is staying the same, for the third year running, which is the same

Ours is £50 per month..

 

cheaper on a meter.

Our last one was about £72 for 5 months, metered, and there's 2 of us showering every day.

We're metered, our water is £22.50 per month by DD, and I'm whoppingly in credit in each year, so they keep reducing it. When we used to be on rates I think that we were on about £30 per month.

 

Isn't the rule of thumb that if you've less people than bedrooms, then you should be on a meter?

Baz, you're betterer than that. Cunts who don't pay their bills should live in caves.

 

Mine's gone up 30p a month. I can live with that.

Never said I didn't just that you didn't have to.

 

However, if I lived in the garage while Winston was enjoying my en suite b-day, I may exercise my rights to water.

We're metered, our water is £22.50 per month by DD, and I'm whoppingly in credit in each year, so they keep reducing it. When we used to be on rates I think that we were on about £30 per month.

 

Isn't the rule of thumb that if you've less people than bedrooms, then you should be on a meter?

I do think about it from time to time but it's only £22 quid a month, will it be much cheaper?  I'd hate to be one of those clowns who puts a brick in the cinstern, don't use their dishwasher & won't have a bath, only showers though.  I like using water willy nilly.

Correct, same as council tax (which is going up, the cunts)

 

 

Yaaaay, £62 better off now !!!

I do think about it from time to time but it's only £22 quid a month, will it be much cheaper? I'd hate to be one of those clowns who puts a brick in the cinstern, don't use their dishwasher & won't have a bath, only showers though. I like using water willy nilly.

I think I've had 3 baths in 2 years, don't like the bath. This may change when I do up the bathroom :D

I do think about it from time to time but it's only £22 quid a month, will it be much cheaper? 

 

@ £22 per month it's not really worth changing to save yourself about a fiver.

 

The benefit that you have is that you don't have to worry about filling up the queen sized waterbed in the love dungeon - I know how you always want to change the water after a heavy session on it (due to seepage)

Those on DD, don't pay Feb & March, is that right ???

Not if you are on a meter. Only on rates.

@ £22 per month it's not really worth changing to save yourself about a fiver.

 

The benefit that you have is that you don't have to worry about filling up the queen sized waterbed in the love dungeon - I know how you always want to change the water after a heavy session on it (due to seepage)

I had a waterbed once

 

The damage it did is well documented

 

Never ever ever again

I had a waterbed once

 

The damage it did is well documented

 

Never ever ever again

I sleep in one sometimes when I stay over at my mates.  Whoever says they're comfy must have their bones in a different configuration to me as I have a bad back for days after.

I sleep in one sometimes when I stay over at my mates. Whoever says they're comfy must have their bones in a different configuration to me as I have a bad back for days after.

Quite

 

I reconfigured my Hampton, I assure you it hurts more.

I sleep in one sometimes when I stay over at my mates.  Whoever says they're comfy must have their bones in a different configuration to me as I have a bad back for days after.

 

They're not for sleeping in. That's where you're going wrong.

I use over 800 litres of water a day.

I use over 800 litres of water a day.

 

Well you would, what with being a specialist in enema porn

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I use over 800 litres of water a day.

do you have a water wheel and a flour mill

Either someone called UNITED UTIL WATER has stolen £49 from my account this month or we still pay Feb/March.

 

Can't ever remember not paying it every month on d/d.

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